I haven't really eaten anything this morning because I've been real busy at work, so since I'm fasting I thought I'd share my testimony with you all:

I know that Barack Obama is the president of the United States
I know that the United States is south of Canada
I know that the sun is a star
I know that Coca Cola is a brand of soda
I know that wood burns
I know that you can sit in chairs
I know that Antartica is covered in snow & ice

Hmmm, I guess when you tell people you know things that are true that are ACTUALLY true it sounds kinda silly, huh?

Yes, but you only scratched the surface of a much deeper and more meaningful subjects. Meaning that only the elect would ever understand.

kolobian Wrote:
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> I know that Barack Obama is the president of the
> United States

Only for a couple of m,ore years. So it is only true right now. Prophecy has made it clearly known to us that things will change.

> I know that the United States is south of Canada

That is only true if we define North as up and South as down. We could redefine the compass to make Canada South of the US.

> I know that the sun is a star

Again, you are looking at things through your temporal mind. If you can see further into the future you would see it is it is to become.

> I know that Coca Cola is a brand of soda

But is it a good brand? It all well and good knowing it is a brand, the real elect know if it is a good one or not.

> I know that wood burns

It is much harder to light wet wood on fire though. And have you considered the deeper meaning of petrified wood?

> I know that you can sit in chairs

I can stand in chairs, that is how much more meaning there is on the subject of chairs. In fact I'm just beginning to scratch the surface that my electness is letting me see.

> I know that Antartica is covered in snow & ice

But once the evil ones on the planet have had their way, Antartica will be a green, lush landscape, and the equator will be a burning, lifeless hell hole.
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> Hmmm, I guess when you tell people you know things
> that are true that are ACTUALLY true it sounds
> kinda silly, huh?

You sound silly because you are not looking for the deeper meaning in everything. Only the chosen ones can see it. I'm sorry you are not one of them. Maybe if you repented and prayed harder you would get it. ;)

I sit corrected :)

I know that Joseph Smith was a fraud, treasure hunter, horndog and pedophile.

I know my Apostaroos are a lot more comfortable than my magic garments.

I know my bank account is doing a lot better after I quit paying tithing.

In the name of no one in particular, amen.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2015 02:12PM by freeatlast2015.

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