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Posted by: ferdchet ( )
Date: March 02, 2015 04:44PM
New way to get closer to god - a couple bits lighter...

You all thought this was going to be a link from LDS Living, didn't you? I think it's actually worse than that.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/spiritual-leader-allegedly-manipulated-400-men-into-removing-testicles-to-be-closer-to-god-10078095.html

Though if you read the article, this guy could give Horny Joe a run for his money. He even makes his own Bollywood-style music videos.

Even when I was a missionary (and somewhat TBM) I would have called foul had then-president Benson called me up and told me that I could have been the most successful missionary since Ammon the arm-hacker, if only I gave a little bit (or two) more of myself. Besides, it would have interfered with masturbation practice.

That said, I know there were a number of guys in my mission who would have done it. Barnum was right.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 02, 2015 06:12PM
Re: New way to get closer to god - a couple bits lighter...

Damn, and damn again.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: March 02, 2015 06:24PM
Re: New way to get closer to god - a couple bits lighter...

Apparently, he then hung them from his shoulder...

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Posted by: moose ( )
Date: March 02, 2015 06:54PM
I don't know if I have the balls to do that... (n/t)


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Posted by: Anon Dunn ( )
Date: March 02, 2015 07:09PM
Re: New way to get closer to god - a couple bits lighter...

A contender for the Darwin Award, by removing yourself from the gene pool in a stupid way that doesn't involve suicide.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2015 07:41PM by Anon Dunn.

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