any of the following:

1. Paying a full years tithing

2. Converting two people (must meet our qualifications)

BONUS!!! is offered when you accomplish both of the above:

4 tickets to next GC and autographed book from your fav apostle!



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And if you pay 5 years of tithing in one nice installation (via check or money order) You can get your own second annointing on the spot!

Gurranteed Salvation! Let's help them make the infomercial.

Nice addition.

Let's see, now just who would be fantastic for the infomercial?

Maybe we could encourage them to get those singing young returned missionaries. Both male and female, so the church can appear to be equal.

Or....

Maybe Monson himself!....Oh, that is a problem, isn't it. Monson does not appear to be able to speak. But, hey, he could wiggle his ears while standing to the side of the singing mishies.

And get to miss five Sundays a year.
And get polygamy reinstated for your family.
And be real friends instead of reading the friend.
AND get to believe whatever you want.

Two percent discount? Heck, I would hold out for a 10% cut of the tithing of everyone in my downline. What motivation to proselytize! What motivation to reinforce the church's tithing message! Keep the cash flowing!!

JAR