What's the deal with Mormon girls who are that attractive and can't get married? Can't find a mormon guy they actually find desirable as a marriage partner? I wonder how hard it would be for them to get married without all the Mormon bullshit complicating things.
12. We do not waste time doing charity work or cleaning up the environment, etc.
13. We do not date anyone but Mormons. Preferably, returned missionaries, and preferable not converts.
14. The richest one wins.
15. Older YSA "courtship" happens when you get a bunch of males on one side of a basketball court, and a bunch of females on the other side, play some dance music, and dim the lights. (Like I said, they don't waste time doing anything helpful.)
16. Mormon older YSA's are considered engaged after their fifth date, whether they like it or not.
17. Fact: The average Mormon older single male gets married within 6 months after the divorce/death of a spouse.
18. Fact: In happiness studies, single females are happier than anyone. Next are married males, single males, and married females at the bottom of the scale.