when jacking off

It turned black with flames on it.

I checked the chart and if it turns that colour, it means...

That the sins off all the other times I rubbed one out were back

That I was now changed into a gay mood

I was also in the mood to call up some buddies for a circle jerk

I couldn't get serve or partake of sacrament

The ring would stay that color until the bishop talked to me

And I couldn't go on the temple trip so all the youth and my parents would know I spanked the monkey, unless I lied of course.

If my ring changed colour to blue when confessing to my Bishop, that meant he was getting aroused by his thorough investigation of my sin.

Of course my mission would be suspended until I learned to lie about it.

Damn Kate Upton....



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/12/2015 01:18PM by Susan I/S.

Why not go the whole way and score a home run with a girl?

I thought the Mormon Mood Ring is the CTR ring being played with on the finger of the young person coming into the bishop's office with a worried look on their face. At least several exbishop's I know told me that when they saw that they knew it was a big time confession coming into the room.