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Posted by: Leaving ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 04:38PM

A. The new apostle will be white and delightsome.

OR

B. The new apostle will not be white and delightsome, but old enough that there is no way he could ever become the prophet.

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Posted by: weeder ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 04:47PM


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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 05:17PM

Well I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that he will have a full christian name and one initial to put in front of a saintly surname.

indanaimuvjebusalwayscriesamen

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Posted by: TJ ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 06:41PM

I predict Brian Williams. He may be looking for a job, reads a script pretty well, and has a reputation for telling some real whoppers.

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Posted by: iplayedjoe ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 07:49PM

heheh

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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 04:07PM

TJ Wrote:
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> I predict Brian Williams. He may be looking for a
> job, reads a script pretty well, and has a
> reputation for telling some real whoppers.


You may be onto something - a special requirement that many have but few have perfected to such an excellent degree. :-)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/10/2015 04:08PM by SusieQ#1.

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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 04:12PM

Here they are folks. I think it will be from these 10...

Which one has been called? One of the seven in the Presidency of the 1st quorum of seventy? Or how about one of the three in the Presiding Bishopric??

https://www.lds.org/church/leaders?lang=eng

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Posted by: TheEQP ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 08:31PM

My money is on Ronald Rasband or Whitney Clayton, depending on who's REALLY calling the shots at this moment. If Tom Monson is still in charge, it'll be Rasband. He always calls the senior president of the seventy. He spent his entire life in the system, and trusts it completely -- this is where QL Cook, NA Andersen, and DT Christopherson all came from.

If, on the other hand Russ Nelson is running the show these days (with the impending expiration of TSM and BKP) it will be his lapdog from the SCMC, Whitney Clayton. Knowing TBMs, they'd call that a hat tip to KK and the OW crowd.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 08:32PM

My money is on this dude.

https://www.lds.org/church/leader/craig-c-christensen?lang=eng

Another complete screw up calling to the twelve.

Edit: Or this dude.

https://www.lds.org/church/leader/donald-l-hallstrom?lang=eng



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Posted by: Historischer ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 08:41PM

I see that Christensen "was a self-employed businessman in the retail automotive, insurance, and real estate development industries." Sounds like a used-car salesman to me.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 08:43PM

Ballard was one I think...


"In the late 1950s, he won the right to be the Edsel car dealer for Salt Lake City. His dealership became the most successful in the country. But in the end the Edsel failed and the motor company, and dealers around the country, lost hundreds of millions of dollars."
https://www.lds.org/prophets-and-apostles/what-are-prophets/bio/m-russell-ballard?lang=eng

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 08:52PM

I predict Don R. Clarke of the 1st quorum. He considered TSCC missions so important he broke up the romance of his son and our daughter.

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Posted by: Doubting Thomas ( )
Date: June 08, 2015 10:49PM

Here's one that I would like to see...

ALAN F. PACKER

That's right. Boyd's son who is in the 1st Quorum of the 70. This will smack of nepotism but the elder Packer may be so set in his old ways that he may say "fuck it–I don't care what people say. I'm making him an apostle."

What do you think?

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 12:14AM

Father son apostles are not unheard of.

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Posted by: lastofthewine ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 02:24AM

Alan F. Packer would be wise to drop the middle initial, it makes it way too easy.

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Posted by: Historischer ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 02:57AM

A. Forrest Packer would sound much better at conference.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 10:33AM

And with that... I think I'll close out RFM and get to work. But will probably be laughing all day.

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Posted by: Pista ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 03:01AM

The time seems ripe for a token minority, so they can "prove" how racist they're not.

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Posted by: deco ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 08:36AM

I would like to nominate E. Jack Ulate.

I think he has been studying under Boyd for years.

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Posted by: lue ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 11:57AM

He he

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Posted by: somnambulist ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 09:05AM

he is probably already chosen and has been on a list for a long while. He is white and rich, that's a given. he is probably related to someone who is high up in the mormon food chain. Yes it is speculation but sort of low hanging fruit of speculation. I think I have a high chance of being correct.

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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 04:20PM

somnambulist Wrote:

Food Chain? Wow.. you're a prophet -- here's your guy!
French also!
https://www.lds.org/church/leader/gerald-j-causse?lang=eng



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/10/2015 04:20PM by SusieQ#1.

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Posted by: maeve ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 09:18AM

I wouldn't rule out Mitt Romney.

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Posted by: korihorwasright ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 09:41AM

He'll be a man.

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Posted by: lvskeptic ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 11:18AM

There was a rumor/story/post on here awhile ago that stated that when one is called to the Q12, the person signs over all of his assets to the church and is paid a nice stipend for the rest of whatever.

IF that is true, I can't see Romney doing that. Unless he signs everything over to his kids first.

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Posted by: Charlie ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 02:35PM

I was told back in the 60's, when Paul Dunn joined the assistants to the Q12, that GAs had a United Order and that there was a set buy-in price. In that era all the Church Education Department guys being called earned that money by publishing thier thesis or other works and they were sold through Deseret Books. They often got to marry into the royal lines, eg Bruce Mckonkie.

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Posted by: left4good ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 12:03PM

Black person

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 12:03PM

Well there's that dark horse dude with a name which doubting saints would no doubt understand...... Heywood Jablome.

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Posted by: deco ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 01:50PM

Barry McCaulkiner is probably out of the running since he refuses to use a middle initial.

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Posted by: HangarXVIII ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 02:07PM

Male
Old
White
Rich
Greedy
Sexist
Homophobe
Racist
Republican
Married to stepford wife
Family ties to existing apostle
Business or Law background



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Posted by: deco ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 02:11PM

hangar18 Wrote:
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> Male
> Old
> White
> Rich
> Greedy
> Sexist
> Homophobe
> Racist
> Republican
> Married
> Family ties to existing apostle
> Business or Law background

That would be Chris Buttars of South Jordan.

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Posted by: ultra ( )
Date: June 09, 2015 02:29PM

This reminds me...I was reading the churches essay on Racism and how integrated they are. As proof to contest this statement all you have to do is pull our the General Authority chart in the middle of the conference edition of the Ensign.

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Posted by: King Benjamin ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 02:52PM

A hispanic apostle might be the next tiny baby step toward whatever...something...appearing diverse, I suppose.

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Posted by: nottoday ( )
Date: June 10, 2015 03:30PM

is it always customary to pull one from within the big red

chairs or could they snag some up and coming dude out of the

rank and file?

it would go like this!

Brothern and sisterns ..after careful consideration I'd like

to announce the new Apostle Elder "Jack May Hoff" to the

quorum of the twelve.

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