Did Rick Perry's prayers end the Texas drought?

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865630507/Did-Rick-Perrys-prayers-end-the-Texas-drought.html

I expect the local Mormon congregations up here will be praying for rain (not the first time they've done that) soon, cause it's really dry now, and if a big hail storm hammers the crops they'll probably do a "God's Will" bullshit excuse.

Ron Burr

Yep. Time for a "Special Fast,"

So it only took four years for the rain to come? Perhaps he should have amended his comments to ask that the rain not result in the deaths of several people. Too bad he didn't pray for no tornadoes, too.

No

...then the drought must have begun because some Mormon masturbated.

A bit of history:

Rick Perry called for prayer to avoid a drought on May 21, 2008.

The summer of 2008 was the WORST DROUGHT IN HISTORY for Texas.

I have my own theory on why this happened. I think Rick Perry
prayed for an end to the drought and ended his prayer with "in
the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the . . . er . .
. um . . . and . . . of the . . . uhhhh . . . hmmmmm."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/11/2015 10:41PM by baura.