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Posted by: themaster ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 08:41AM

So the predication is Houston will receive another 5 to 8 inches of rain in the next couple of days. I suppose God is delivering all this rain to Texas because the people that live in California are praying for rain in gods country and God is sending rain to Texas which is gods country.

Please quit praying for rain.

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 08:46AM


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Posted by: Darren Steers ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 08:48AM

Can't build a pipeline to CA, some endangered frog will have it's habitat disrupted.

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 09:28AM

"Can't build a pipeline to CA, some endangered frog will have its habitat disrupted."

Well then, the obvious logical solution is for millions of Californians to die for lack of water.

Are you familiar with the case of the snail darter fish on the Little Tennessee River in the 1970s?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail_darter_controversy

If you want a chuckle, scroll down and read Senator Howard Baker's comments.

The completion of the Tellico Dam created beautiful Tellico Lake, allowed the development of several factories in rural areas which employ thousands of workers, and provided water recreation facilities for tens of thousands of residents.

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Posted by: Lavoine Shower-Handle ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 12:13PM

scotslander Wrote:
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> Can't build a pipeline to CA, some endangered frog
> will have it's habitat disrupted.

Get real. Oil pipeline's not being a threat to our health and safety is dumber than gold plates and angels

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Mayflower_oil_spill

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 03:59PM

"Get real. Oil pipeline's not being a threat to our health and safety is dumber than gold plates and angels"

Dude, we're talking about water pipe, not oil.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 10:46AM

Well, according to Mormons, god thinks Missouri is the fertile crescent (where the Eden myth originated), thinks Jews came to America to become Indians, and thinks refugees from a mythical "tower of Babel" came to the Americas, too.

Apparently god doesn't know geography. Confusing Texas for California is closer than he usually gets...:)

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 11:07AM


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Posted by: scarecrowfromoz ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 04:54PM

No, just different punishments. Drought for California and floods for Texas.

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Posted by: Darren Steers ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 06:23PM

scarecrowfromoz Wrote:
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> No, just different punishments. Drought for
> California and floods for Texas.


Yeah. I thought the CA drought was punishment for abortions

The TX floods were punishment for sodomy, and homosexuality.

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Posted by: themaster ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 06:33PM

Can anyone say San Francisco?

I think the Star Trek God Q is the one causing all the rain just so I will have to mow my grass sooner.

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Posted by: joinedtheMUMMYJUMS ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 09:01PM

$500 fine for watering on the wrong day here in NorCal.

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 10:20PM

"$500 fine for watering on the wrong day here in NorCal."

You can rent a U-Haul truck for $500, and haul yer ass outta there.

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Posted by: cristib ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 09:10PM

WHY can't we humans build more cisterns, like the one in Istanbul:

http://www.allwonders.com/destinations/turkey/basilica-cistern


Or the one in Portugal:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Jadida#/media/File:MazaganCistern-CCBY.jpg


There's even a newer one in either China or Japan... I didn't pay attention while my kids were watching a documentary....


I think that each township/city should have one!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: June 15, 2015 10:36PM

Both Texas & California contain the letter 'a' in their name, it was an easy mistake!

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