Recovery Board  : RfM
Recovery from Mormonism (RfM) discussion forum. 
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In
Posted by: lurking in ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 03:23AM

"The area below the slab includes a passageway to a boat ramp, a machine shop and water and power facilities ...."

And even if a rock the size of the one that may fall hit the base of the dam itself, it's unlikely it would compromise the dam's integrity; the massive concrete structure is 300 feet wide at its base.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glen_Canyon_Dam#Structure_and_storage

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 03:43AM

Well a threatened damn base doesn't make such good click bait as the dam itself in peril, k?

And so what if the dam ever cracks, the lake's pretty damn well dried up anyhoo.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: lurking in ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 04:00AM

Yes, only about 12.6 million acre-feet (4.1 trillion gallons) left in the reservoir.

http://www.usbr.gov/uc/water/rsvrs/ops/crsp_40_gc.html

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 03:54AM

I'm fairly sure the ghost of Edward Abbey is sitting atop the damn rock smoking his bowl and musing on the mere mortals below patching up some of mother nature's finest handiwork.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Abbey

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 12:06PM

Seldom Seen Shummy, something even the fertile imagination of EA couldn't create! BAStard! The Boner.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 04:14AM

How does that compare to Lake Powell's high water mark capacity I wonder?

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Ex-Sis ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 04:28AM

Damn Dam! Or dam-it!

I hope the repellers get extra pay...

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 05:03AM

Given that the giant rock is an inanimate object, so it has no sense of balance and no means to correct its position for the sake of concern for balance that does not exist, the rock has NEVER teetered yet.

Teetering is something that living breathing creatures do.


This particular giant rock, may or may not continue to slump down some path as gravity, which also does not give a damn about the rock's balance or any one else's, dictates. This rock may or may not fall. It may or may not knock out the dam. But it has not and will not ever teeter.

SO much for the human need to anthropromorphize EVERYTHING. That is exactly how modern society ended up with Disney cartoons with dancing tea pots and candlesticks, and the Greeks and the Romans ended up with dozens of gods that supposedly ran things behind the scenes, before it was pared down to one god for the sake of consolidating control as administered by political interests.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: left4good ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 10:16AM

Maybe some LDS Boy Scouts would volunteer to tip over the rock as a service project.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 10:27AM

I had that same thought. :)

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: dejavue ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 12:19PM

More Chicken Little - the sky is falling stuff. lol Not a lot to do with recovery from Moism though.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: September 05, 2015 02:48PM

Well O/T threads generally have little to do with recovery from the one true cult.

If you prefer, we could perchance propose a duty to God and country award for the mormon rock-tippler scout troop which would require them to rappel over the side and be brave enough to hang on and ride falling stones all the way to the river bottom.

The posthumous award would entitle the youth to a free ticket to the CK.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/05/2015 02:51PM by Shummy.

Options: ReplyQuote
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In


Screen Name: 
Your Email (optional): 
Subject: 
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
  ******    **    **  ********   *******   **     ** 
 **    **    **  **   **        **     **   **   **  
 **           ****    **        **           ** **   
 **   ****     **     ******    ********      ***    
 **    **      **     **        **     **    ** **   
 **    **      **     **        **     **   **   **  
  ******       **     ********   *******   **     **