Does the church frown on sex during conference? Any official doctrine? And is it okay to watch conference in the nude?

Depends on if hot wax is used.

If you can get it up while watching and listening to those 15 old fossils, that'd be a miracle. Possibly a great enough miracle to include as a faith promoting story in the back of the Ensign.

Agreed. If Count Chocula turns you on, you've got problems...

You need to rephrase the qurstion.

"Is it possible to have sex while watching general conference?"

No.

Why would you need to ask?

It's like asking to go to the bathroom. Do you really need permission?

ROFLOL.

My question to you is: Why the hell would you even be watching conference in the first place, when you could be having sex instead?

I mean, do they really have anything in common? Do you really need to choose between them? For your sake, I hope not.

As long as it's only your arm you raise to the square when sustaining the new G.A.s.

anon90 Wrote:
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> And is it okay to watch
> conference in the nude?

Not if you are well endowed.

anon90 Wrote:
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> Does the church frown on sex during conference?

Anything that distracts members from getting talking head is discouraged.

Much easier to drink coffee during GC to stay awake. Perhaps someone should ask about this during a TR interview.The way to go about this is to ask if it is OK to fall asleep during GC? Follow this up with: "It is OK to take something to stay awake so you hear the entire talk?" If asked about what, make sure to say you would NEVER drink a soda with caffeine because sodas are bad for you.

LD$ Inc leaders have not said anything about watching conference in the nude or having sex while watching conference. They have not said that you can not put your hand on a red hot stove burner while watching conference either.

What you are talking about is a very dangerous practice.
You are talking about being in an emotionally vulnerable state
while also being subjected to highly repulsive images like this:


http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/article31551075.ece/ALTERNATES/h342/PANews%20BT_P-e62ddbdc-0aec-42a1-a948-2940c18d7c8d_I1.jpg vbgfT

http://img.deseretnews.com/images/article/midres/1508801/1508801.jpg

Which could leave a person with PERMANENT psychological damage.

Having sex while watching conference is just like eating angel food cake that has dog feces icing on it. You can do it if you insist, but it is hardly recommended.

smirkorama Wrote:
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> Having sex while watching conference is just like
> eating angel food cake that has dog feces icing on
> it.

Maybe this is why Mormons are so fixated on not being licked cup cakes. Their leaders are angel food cake holes.

No.
It's always OK to have sex.
It's never OK to watch conference.

Shame on you.

Yeah, but I'd sit towards the back of the conference centre....

As far as I am concerned it is ok to have sex whenever and wherever it becomes available. IMHO!

Even by yourself, maybe??

RB

Spanking to the brethren. Sounds like a wonderful experience. Holland might get over zealous and get those sexy jowls a jiggling.

How about just merely thinking about sex.

I would do that as a teenager. I would zone out and think about other things including sex.

Only when the organ pipes are being blown.

I think the TV censors have said it's okay if you do it on a bed with one foot still on the floor.

I totally made out with and did some heavy "petting" while engaged during conference. Then we felt so guilty I went to the bishop. He seemed genuinely grossed out by my tale and quickly sent me on my way with a "just don't do it ever again". First crack in my belief he was inspired by God. And the last time I ever went to a bishop again. I was mortified, and he was disgusted. Who the eff needs that kind of crap in their life.

It's not watching you.

Unless you consider the reality that you are watching church while it is watching you... but that is altogether a different matter.

Naked people can do what they want.
Even screw (watching) conference! Or watch it later, in place of a drink, smoke and a snack.

It's more the mind worrying than the body enjoying. Try it - you might like it. Do report.

I'd still rather watch a great flick while having a great f__k.



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This is one of the funniest posts I've seen - or been a part of - in a while... all day, at least.

I don't know if it's the absurdity of it all or the creative solutions that plays a bigger part.

I know its the OP's joke, to begin with, but it's become a circus quickly. Who knows if they are under sexed or over conferenced... or just don't have enough time to do - and enjoy - both separately.

I'll say it again: Screw (during) Conference, as long as it's your only alternative.

And please (since you pointed it out) do it at home. Mormons don't want to see that (unless you Skype with those on the podium, while they pretend to look out over the congregation)... though it may liven things up in the conference center, and in thousands of wards, and sacred homes, worldwide.

I need to wait for an official statement from the church before forming an opinion on this issue.

It is okay only if you do it droopy doggie style.

I'll let you know, 'return & report' ja ja!

I depends on if your alone or not

Isn't it nice to see that more people are preoccupied with sex, than they are with conference?

LOLOLOLOL

general conference

Worst. Porn. Ever.

UMMMM YEAH!!! Of COURSE YEAH!!!! Except of course if you have guests in to watch it with you, they MAY get upset!! Heh heheh!!

Who wants to watch that?