No more offending anyone, ever

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 05:19PM

Due to the rapid slippage of our society into the muck of human garbage, I have resolved this day to never offend anyone again, and urge you to join me.

From now on I will be pleasant, kind, friendly, positive and I will ignore anything at all that may offend.

I will stop watching news broadcasts and cease thinking about any side of any conflict.

I will pray for all sports teams and emerging religions.

I will turn off my turn signals in appropriate time and will give something to every beggar I meet.

I will not enter any place that could become a kill zone.

I will mind my own business.

I believe all beliefs are true and that EVERY NATION IS THE BEST.

I will post only helpful links online and will not spend my time on any unpopular topic.

I will be a friend to all. The word will then be beautful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_B7MInzwHw

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 05:44PM

I will wear my seat belt at all times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWHY2ZkZcs

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 05:55PM

I will not judge a person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQhlt9xvJHc

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 05:58PM

I will sing uplifting songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a45z_HG3WU

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Posted by: seekyr ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 05:50PM

Re: No more offending anyone, ever

Sure, ElderCarrion.

I'd like to add that everyone is beautiful, brilliant and wise.
And your children and/or pets are models of good behavior.

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:07PM

my children's bunnies are vegan

I will do all in my power to make as microscopic an impact on the earth as I can. When I die, I will be buried in a recyclable cardboard casket. I will not have a tombstone as this would require a waste of energy to create.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx4wt0vBm9c

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:12PM

I will make all of my meals simple, by myself

No more personal overspending on retail lunch offerings.

I will create all the meals I eat by myself, from scratch, with no help from supermarkets or big food corporations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URvWSsAgtJE

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:17PM

I will not acquire any disease or illnesses

I will walk carefully and live thoughtfully. Nothing will enter my body except purified air, filtered water and essential foods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52A3ayfxfTs

see also

https://www.waterwise.com/productcart/pc/PDFs/ott.pdf

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:14PM

Re: No more offending anyone, ever

I'll stay in the house.

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:21PM

I will visit the homebound, often

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gazW7MOqHzQ

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:15PM

Re: No more offending anyone, ever

... I'm offended.

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:20PM

I will ask forgiveness of elderolddog

as soon as he specifies how I have offended him.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=How+to+live+peacefully

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:27PM

I will use a recycled eulogy to honor my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF1g5ouvcf0

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:30PM

I will befriend elderly travelers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v78Q6dyiplg

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:40PM

I will electrify landfills and convoys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1nNUOMS14g

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:48PM

I will insure Andrew Lloyd Webber's fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAhwySvCOPs

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:33PM

Re: No more offending anyone, ever

Go in peace my fellow Elder, and offend no more.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:48PM

Re: No more offending anyone, ever

No, thanks.
You have fun.
But all beliefs aren't true.
I won't pray for anything.
There are things that are important, and worth "offending" people over.

Yeah, I know -- I'm a killjoy. :)

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:51PM

I will persuade every doubting astronaut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupToqz1e2g

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:54PM

I will love and defend our marvellous earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Df4udgLxs

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 06:58PM

I will follow true scientists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiS5rleK-F0

see also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghHE_kVWXxM

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 07:06PM

I will convert everyone by true music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl3OpHWs8Lw

see also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATR3MpPd99g

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: October 03, 2015 07:33PM

Bless you, vigilant

Beauty and love can rescue us from despair. But we must grasp, listen, feel and grow in their light.

The observant are truly filled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2POntPo9Bg

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