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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 03, 2015 04:10PM

Long live Moroni's Raptor! May his trumpeting beak not be tainted with our blood and sins forever!

The first couple (Adam and Eve) must be sealed in the temple
The thirteenth hundred-th temple must be built
The theocratic kingdom must be formed in the United States
The anti-christ must make a seven-year covenant with the Mormons
The rebellion of the saints must be shattered by their leaders
The not so great apostasy must come
The prophets of lawyerlessness (no attorneys) must be called
The gospel must be preached to the whole world including The Cocos (Keeling) Islands (Bring your wives along with you on your senior mission)
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2013/02/22/five-most-remote-countries-can-visit/
The prophet must be without spot or wrinkle, holy and blameless
Believers must do greater works than Jesus did like walk on fire and turn wine into water and raise dinosaurs from the dead

http://z3news.com/w/ten-things-that-must-happen-before-the-rapture/



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2015 04:14PM by Elder Berry.

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Posted by: Ishii ( )
Date: November 03, 2015 04:38PM

Even more and not necessarily in this order:

1) Siege of Jerusalem
2) Two prophets to lie in the street and then be resurrected
3) Battle of Armageddon

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 04, 2015 12:19PM

Ishii Wrote:
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> 2) Two prophets to lie in the street and then be
> resurrected

They will lie alright. Now resurrection has always been a tricky sticky point.

Maybe Science will come to their rescue.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: November 04, 2015 12:49PM

Mitt Romney's likeness must be carved on Mt Rushmore astride a white horse.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 04, 2015 12:51PM

Yes, the neo-Nephite warrior/chief judge of the land of promise must take hold of the reigns of US Government.

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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: November 04, 2015 03:50PM

Elder Berry Wrote, in part:
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> The prophet must be without spot or wrinkle,
> holy and blameless
>------------------------------------------------
Whew! That's gonna be a toughie, especially
the without a wrinkle part!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 05, 2015 11:31AM

I bet it has been over one hundred years or more since a wrinkle-free on was "called."

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: November 04, 2015 07:40PM

....a flawless red heifer is born behind the temple in Manti

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: November 04, 2015 10:28PM

No rainbows for a year

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Posted by: Ehemaliger ( )
Date: November 05, 2015 03:20PM

Since this would require a change to some of the fundamental laws of physics, I think we're pretty safe. At the very least we'll have plenty of warning that something strange is afoot.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: November 05, 2015 03:03AM

All the fools who paid a lifetime of temple taxes will die of secular causes.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 05, 2015 11:30AM

The dead they saved with thank them by letting them join their number.

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: November 05, 2015 01:57PM

I think the Rupture will come before the Rapture.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 05, 2015 03:04PM

Let us pray it does.

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