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Posted by: ConcernedCitizen ( )
Date: January 29, 2016 02:46PM
WoW violator lives to be 112, attends Temple regularly.............

Church person to woman: "We're sorry, but we can't keep allowing you Temple access with this horrid issue unresolved."

Woman to Church person: "Hey ass, I just dropped a pack of Camels in the Celestial room...plus, my veil is so stained up with nicotine, I can't even find the damn toilet!"

Church to woman: "Hey, we found your cig's!!"



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-aged-112-says-secret-7246844

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 29, 2016 03:04PM
Maybe they know what's in her will. (n/t)


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Posted by: shodanrob ( )
Date: January 29, 2016 04:47PM
Re: WoW violator lives to be 112, attends Temple regularly.............

LOL, rolling doobies.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 29, 2016 05:01PM
Re: WoW violator lives to be 112, attends Temple regularly.............

Always fascinated that GA's, especially the 15, who supposedly live such pure and chaste lives with the very best health care and with none of the evil pollutants we degenerates put into our bodies, don't usually live past their mid 90's if that long. You'r think them m'fer's would be bulletproof and live forever???

RB

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: January 29, 2016 05:06PM
Re: WoW violator lives to be 112, attends Temple regularly.............

The inbred stock many of them descend from is prone to heart disease, dementia, and some other genetically passed-on problems. No amount of WoW adherence is gonna change those genes :)

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Posted by: ConcernedCitizen ( )
Date: January 29, 2016 05:43PM
Re: WoW violator lives to be 112, attends Temple regularly.............

..."Hey man, can you spare a smoke?"

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