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G Hey!!!!
6:02 PM

I'm really excited!!!


Now chatting with Henni


H Hey George!
6:02 PM


That's great :)

G Yeah, we made a really big discovery today at work
6:03 PM

That PROVES that Joseph Smith is a Prophet!!!!!!

H That is awesome!
6:03 PM

G Yeah! I work with NASA, and we pointed the Hubble Space Telescope at the moon and you'll never believe what we saw!
6:04 PM

Are you still there?
6:06 PM

I'm really excited about it.

H I am, sorry, I was away for a second. You'll have to tell me what you saw
6:06 PM

G We found men dressed like Quakers! Just like Joseph Smith and Brigham Young said there would be in the Young Women's Journal, 1892, vol. 3, pages 263-264!
6:07 PM

Wow!

H That is impressive, I didn't even know about that!
6:08 PM

G I absolutely MUST get baptized now!!!
6:08 PM

Yeah, it's a biggie, to be sure

H For sure! Have you been meeting with missionaries?
6:08 PM

G Nope. Just looking for a sign from heaven, and I found it!!!
6:08 PM

Wow!

H That is awesome! Well, I would love to get you set up with your local missionaries
6:08 PM

G For sure!
6:08 PM

I'm so excited to tell the whole world about this amazing discovery!!!

Holy Smokes!

Who would have thought there'd be Quakers on the Moon just like the Prophet Joseph Smith said there would be?


H Yes, that is really big. So, if you can just give me your contact info, I would love to send the missionaries right over
6:09 PM

G OK here goes. Ready?
6:09 PM

H For sure
6:09 PM


G My home address is:
6:10 PM

1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC 20500. My phone number is: 202-456-1111
6:11 PM

Got it?

Please send some missionaries by tomorrow when I get back into DC!


H We would love to send some missionaries by!
6:12 PM



G Wow! Can't wait!
6:12 PM

H Wow, you live in the White House? That's impressive?
6:12 PM


G Yeah.
6:12 PM

Not nearly as impressive as the Quakers though!

H That's true. Well, I see you are trolling, but I'm still glad that you came to talk to us today.

6:13 PM

G Bye Henni.
6:13 PM

H Well, do you have any religious background at all?
6:13 PM


G Is that all you got? Come on, be creative....
6:13 PM


The chat session has ended.



Gotta hand it to her - she kept her cool.

Another Bud Lite, please bartender.

If they end up sending the missionaries to the White House because of you, the Secret Service is going to be all over your @$$ !

: )

Maybe they'll send my close relative! She works for the Secret Service.

Next time use the address of the naval observatory. Or...... the apartments the GAs live in :)

lol, you were trolling up a storm. I think at least 75% of their chats are trolls.

That was very fun to read. Gave me a good laugh !

When they ask if you have any religious experience at all, that's where you want to say "yes, I served an LDS mission in (where ever you went on your mission). That should tell them that they've just wasted several minutes of their time. With enough of that, maybe they'll go home and get a real life.



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Why do these missionaries believe worldly science rather than Joseph Smith proving the lack of moon people habitation and then reject worldly science for proving the lack of Nephite/Lamanite civilisations that show the Book of Mormon to be equally made up nonsense?

If LDS apologists can claim God alters DNA and used other planet fragments including dinosaur remnants to make the earth why don't they say the Moon people are being moved around so we can't we see them? That would make sense to a Mormon.