He was dragging a cross down the street. I think if a guy wants to do a public demonstration of his faith and piety, the cross shouldn't have wheels.

Hahaha. I guess he missed the point.



That reminds me....

Some preacher here in AL has decided to put himself in a coffin for a couple days to "arise" on Easter. This is somehow supposed to be symbolic for his congregation (aren't they lucky!). The news made a point to say he will not have any bathroom access.


Also...

I got a postcard notice on my door inviting me to come "experience Good Friday" at some lame church. I can "share in the same sights, sounds, smells and tastes that Jesus might have experienced on his way to the cross." Doesn't that sound fun? I wonder if they will use wheels.

Oh my! Well everyone might want to stand back when they open up the coffin.

can we throw a few of his favorite snakes in there with him ?

Oh ha! I read that out loud to my husband - we both just laughed.

If there is a real Jesus, it HAS to be amusing to see all the bizarre things done in remembrance of him. I would envision a Jesus with jaw dropping open.

I still remember a catalog product a few years ago that was intended to be purchased by Christian summer camps. It was a little plastic gun that shot a little sponge cut in the shape of a cross. I could just see all the children shooting their crosses at each other.

My former MIL gave all five of her grandkids super soaker water guns at the cottage one year. She told them they had to say a bible verse before they used them each time. Guess how many bible verses got said.

"Jesus wept!" *ker-BLOO-ie*

Crawling on your hands and knees a specific distance to a religious shrine loses it's significance when you're seen wearing knee pads.

Saw this on Lupe's Day, in Mexico City, 1965.

You lost me at religious shrine.

Actually, US religious celebrations are fairly tame compared to whack jobs worldwide.

Good thing we are evolving.

wish to drag this witnessing event on for a few years with different embellishments so as to persuade future admirers.
Now don't start asking for donations or crowd funding for that new church/business you've dreamed up.

I respectfully request that you keep the total version count to seven or less so as not to embarrass Joseph Smith by exceeding his productivity in the dupe the dopes department.

Mowing the lawn, was he?

Other Susan

I saw a guy doing that on Easter a few years ago. He had a cross with wheels on it.

I wanted to follow him to his house and release the women that are probably held captive in his basement.

I met Jesus once. I was doing a psych rotation in nursing school.

Elohim put these people on earth so that Mormons could have one day out of the year to point and say "See? We're not crazy!"

Has anyone here had a vision of Jesus in which in which he spoke to you?