Kidnapper: Do exactly as we say or you will never see your loved one again. Give us the money. Do not call the police. Do you understand?


The Mob: Do exactly as we say or we will make a lot of trouble for you by ruining your business. Give us the money every month on the dot. Do not call the police. Understand?


Mormon Leaders: Do exactly as we say or you will never see your loved ones again after you die. Also, we can make a lot of trouble for you now--we can get your spouse to divorce you or at least stifle your marriage, and your children to shun you, and your parents to be heartbroken by you for not obeying us. Give us the money. Do exactly as we say. If you do, you can go to the temple which is the only way to see your family in the afterlife. Joseph himself will let you in the CK. Understand? Oh, and let's get one thing perfectly clear--that's 10% of the Gross.



Exmo's: Do what you wanna do. Be what you wanna be. Best of luck, and you'll always have me.

Mormonism is a threat and a bribe. By paying tithing a person pays for both.

Thanks to losing my fears of reading atheist materials I see clearly the despicable lunacy of the proposition.

Thank you Christopher Hitchens. As far as this man is concerned, you sir, have very much been vindicated.

Yes!!!

A granddaughter is getting married this summer.

I refuse to pay extortion

Therefore I am excluded from the wedding.

Same here. I just hope my granddaughter wakes up before.

Extortion Three Ways: I have a video tape of you and two other people having sex and I am going to post it on the internet unless you give me money. Do not call the police. Understand?

LOL

blueorchid Wrote:
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> Mormon Leaders: Do exactly as we say or you will
> never see your loved ones again after you die.
> Also, we can make a lot of trouble for you now--we
> can get your spouse to divorce you or at least
> stifle your marriage, and your children to shun
> you, and your parents to be heartbroken by you for
> not obeying us. Give us the money. Do exactly as
> we say. If you do, you can go to the temple which
> is the only way to see your family in the
> afterlife. Joseph himself will let you in the CK.
> Understand? Oh, and let's get one thing perfectly
> clear--that's 10% of the Gross.

And don't call the cops. They work for us if you are in Utah, or you are looking for the FBI to break up this racket.