You are attending to your family aboard a packed flight to Kolob.

http://www.aol.com/article/2016/04/05/united-flight-attendant-leaves-packed-plane-in-houston-on-emergency-slide/21338633/

Then suddenly you just engage the emergency slide, grab your stuff, and jump off their plane.

No goodbye, no talking about it, just leaving and walking and never looking back.

They are stunned. Your life, your work, your family all left sitting on that plane and you are walking back to the world not wanting one more trip up to head-in-the-clouds Mormon skies where you are cleaning their toilets in their mile high worthiness club and cruising around looking for more people to pack onto your plane of glory.

Go out in style.

Who doesn't want to jump onto a giant inflatable slide and ditch a cramped metal cylinder? If I was on that plane I would give them props.

They can say they did in their life.

I can say I wasn't a cradle to the grave Bormon my whole life.

Except I would be like the first flight attendant who did it and grab two beers on the way out. Give em something else to fret about. ;o)

Hey, once the chute was deployed, everyone else was free to use it!