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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: March 25, 2011 09:31AM
Monson's Revenge on RfM

Purportedly sung by Tommy Gun Monson in the shower every morning.

(Sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot")


I’m a Mormon prophet,
So devout.
I spew forth bullshit
All about.
If you should deride me,
I’ll just shout:
“I still have your tithing,
So shove your doubt!”

Just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: March 25, 2011 09:37AM
Re: Monson's Revenge on RfM

Monson posts on here regularly, his moniker is ex-sushi-chef...

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Posted by: Scooter ( )
Date: March 25, 2011 09:39AM
Ron, now I'm scared

of the things you decide to keep to yourself.

just sayin'

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: March 25, 2011 09:44AM
Re: Ron, now I'm scared

I'm an open book before I get my coffee. ;)

Ron

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Posted by: quoth the raven nevermo ( )
Date: March 25, 2011 01:07PM
Re: Ron, now I'm scared

CExMormonRon Wrote:
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> I'm an open book before I get my coffee. ;)
>
> Ron

Was little Tommy's shower song written pre or post coffee? Just trying to get a feel for what might be in the closed book.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: March 25, 2011 01:11PM
The image of Monson in the shower was hot.

The steam wafting around his soapy body.

Him lathering himself ever so gently, shaking his head slightly back and forth to let the water run down his face to his neck and chest and down and down.

The gentle sing songy voice reverberating in the echo chamber of his cleansing.

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Posted by: Queen of Denial ( )
Date: March 25, 2011 01:13PM
Fabulous. Now I can't eat breakfast. Damn you. (n/t)


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Posted by: quoth the raven nevermo ( )
Date: March 25, 2011 01:22PM
Re: The image of Monson in the shower was hot.

raptorjesus Wrote:
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> The steam wafting around his soapy body.
>
> Him lathering himself ever so gently, shaking his
> head slightly back and forth to let the water run
> down his face to his neck and chest and down and
> down.
>
> The gentle sing songy voice reverberating in the
> echo chamber of his cleansing.

That was just plain mean. How can I eradicate that image? I'm going to go get a frontal lobotomy. Oh wait that would make me a moron.....argh!!! Maybe I will get drunk and watch quality porn to replace the image with something life enhancing.

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