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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: May 06, 2016 07:12PM

Simply makes sense that JC would be the next likely candidate to be on the receiving end of Mormonism's wrath.

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: May 06, 2016 08:00PM

Funny.
I was going to guess that he stopped showing up for Priesthood Meeting a long, long, long time ago...but as Tal can verify, that won't get you ex'd. :)

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Posted by: azsteve ( )
Date: May 06, 2016 10:09PM

He associated with sinners (apostates), and created a big violent scene at the temple. That's enough to get you exed. As far as the morg goes, he should cut his hair, get a job, and start paying tithing. He wouldn't make a good mormon.

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Posted by: goodlyexmormon ( )
Date: May 07, 2016 06:59PM

He has more than two piercings.

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Posted by: ipseego2 ( )
Date: May 07, 2016 10:00AM

A satire site?

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Posted by: L Tom Petty ( )
Date: May 07, 2016 10:39AM

It's all true.

The church was "condemned for suggesting that all sexual intercourse must be performed through a Book of Mormon."

I thought that was one of the hardest things about being mormon.

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Posted by: nomonomo ( )
Date: May 07, 2016 11:16AM

L Tom Petty Wrote:
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> It's all true.
>
> The church was "condemned for suggesting that all
> sexual intercourse must be performed through a
> Book of Mormon."
>
> I thought that was one of the hardest things about
> being mormon.

Ok, when I read that part of the web page, I thought it was over-the-top satire... but it's true? I need to know more about this?

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Posted by: nomonomo ( )
Date: May 07, 2016 10:24AM

Funny, but poignant! I might have to share this on Facebook...

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: May 07, 2016 11:03AM

I never trusted that Christ guy.

I don't know about you, but I've never seen Jesus Christ hand a tithing envelope to the bishop. What makes Him so special?

Also, what's with all that crap that He blabbed about in Matthew 6? All that stuff about praying in private, about how those who pray in front of others are "hypocrites"? Doesn't He know that the Church wants us to testify loud and clear in front of our brothers and sisters and leaders? Why isn't Jesus Christ up there on the first Sunday proclaiming for all to hear His obedience to Joseph Smith's revelation?

And what's with the beard? Doesn't He know His body is a sacred temple??



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/07/2016 11:04AM by getbusylivin.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: May 07, 2016 03:24PM

About flippin' time.

Damn hippy.

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: May 07, 2016 05:00PM

Jesuschrist, Jesus, do you know how lucky you are?

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