.....and, if the dirt idea is well, too 'dirty' for you, you can try one of thousands of other creation myth stories to find one to your liking. Cultures all over the world have come up with some very creative ways for the earth and its inhabitants to have been created.

I loved Tolkien's creation myth in 'The Silmarillion'. One of my favourites.

And then there's those darn cave paintings that are thousands of years too old and that dang temple that was built 5,000 yrs before Adam existed. http://gobeklitepe.info/

Oh well, if they can teach that Satan strewn dinosaur bones around the world to "confuse" man and his wisdom, I guess they can explain anything away with cartoons and such.
http://creationmuseum.org/

I'm sorry, but I check on the creationists every once in awhile to see their new explanations, theories, idiocies and make-believe ideas.

When I was in my late 20's and single, i'd joke that I had plenty of men. The problem was they were all still in the form of dust under my bed.

Lolol! I like that, madalice!

Well, when you say it like that, you make creationism look silly.