Missed any porn movies or videos? No problem! You'll get to
see them ALL at the

SUPER ULTRA MEGAPORN EVENT -- THE MOVIE IN HEAVEN!!!!

That's right, there will be a special movie in heaven in which
all the sins of everyone who ever existed, who now exists, or
who ever will exist, will be shown. This will include EVERY
PORN MOVIE EVER MADE!!!

Just think, millions and MILLIONS of hours of watching humans
copulate in every possible combination.

Of course any white-collar-crime sins won't be shown because
they don't involve "immorality." So it's nothing but the good
stuff for eons and eons. You'll see it ALL.

Of course no good Mormons will be shown engaging in any sex . .
. unless they are modern, younger Mormons who, though married
in the temple, are too young to remember that "The First
Presidency has interpreted oral sex as constituting an
unnatural, impure, or unholy practice." So even though they
are temple-married and never touch a cigarette or cup of
coffee, there they will be in what they thought was the privacy
of their own bedroom going down.

Isn't God WONDERFUL?

from other planets across the universe?

That would help pass eternity.

What a great incentive to lose a few pounds.

blueorchid Wrote:
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> What a great incentive to lose a few pounds.



Too funny, blueorchid!

no kidding.
but good point too.

Oh gawd, I dearly hope things appear larger on screen than real life.

As long as the end credits say, "No marsupials were harmed in the making of this film" I'm cool with the concept.

Actually any sex that ever happened between a human and a
marsupial would make it into the movie.

I always was afraid of the movie in heaven bit as a teen.

But when you put it this way, it seems that my sin reel would be quite boring by comparison to the billions of others. And after watching all that...what was the big deal anyway?

Sure interesting that the majority of honest people like to watch others get it on...likely just victorian prudery and the great taboo that causes it...i wonder if it would keep it mystique if any time a couple got randy they just shucked their garmies and had a go anywhere anytime...likely in about a week no one would give a shit...how great would a day at the park be then...omg there they go again...geez can she scream...doesnt that make his back hurt...seems tempest in a dam teapot to me...but time has a way of taking that holy shit look at that outta ya..thank jeebus...does seem instinctual when the mating urge hits...folks want privacy...at least most do...hell get it out in the open...its just sex for hell sake...porn gets it out in the open...but we usually still watch it alone....hmmm

Well, no wonder it costs so much to book front-row seats!

I clicked on this thinking "Finally, an invitation to one of the sinful events that all evil apostates get to go to every week. It's not quite a gay orgy but it's a start." No such luck :(

Let's see . . . there are currently about 7.4 BILLION people on
the earth. Scientists estimate that there have been over 100
billion humans so far.

By my estimate that means there will be at least 100 BILLION
hours in the GREAT PORNO MOVIE IN HEAVEN of people masturbating.
100 billion hours is over ELEVEN MILLION YEARS. That's right,
you'll spend over ELEVEN MILLION YEARS watching people of all
ages, genders, ethnicities, body types, etc., masturbate.

I know, I can hardly wait either.