Posted by:
StillAnon
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Date: July 02, 2016 04:19PM
This study makes no mention of Utah's dominant religion. And, comments notice.
http://www.sltrib.com/news/4075258-155/utah-officials-unsure-why-youth-suicide"Yeah, we here at the Department of Health, we're just not sure."
"Well what about this Prop 8 business? That probably hurt a lot of closet LGBT youth."
"No, no, you see it's probably the elevation. Or maybe the guns. Yeah. The guns. But we need guns."
"Yeah, but the elevation was the same in 2007 and guns have always been a big deal. Maybe it's additional pressure for the youth to believe something that Google can readily disprove in about 5 minutes?"
"Whatever, that makes no sense. It's the video games. Oh, and porn. Definitely porn."
"Kids have been looking at porn since photography was born. Maybe this new obsession over it could be creating some depression issues?"
"Nah, it's totally the elevation thing. Or maybe bullies!"
"Why are you not addressing any of the obvious issues and instead creating red herrings."
"Because that's what we do."
Utah, a pretty great state.