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Posted by: LifeFromANewView ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 12:41PM

...and I'm pretty darn proud I did too. I feel my conditioning starting to fade.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 03:58PM

Good for you!

Just don't forget when it's Monday or you will get your rear fired. :-)

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Posted by: LifeFromANewView ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 06:40PM

The beautiful thing about freelancing, I just got to remember deadlines.

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 06:01PM

It's likely you have MAD--Mormon-Acquired Dementia. Unlike other forms of dementia, however, MAD isn't tragic; rather, it's a blessing. As the condition progresses you'll find yourself forgetting all sorts of things: stuff you're supposed to do on Sunday, your temple name, the Lamanites' pigmentation, assorted secret hand signals, the meaning of magic underwear nipple insignia, how to spell "Uchtdorf," how to lie to bishops... it goes on and on.

After jettisoning the above useless information and much more, your brain will suddenly start filling with more wonderful thoughts: cool things to do on Sundays; favorite coffee drinks and craft beers; how to spot spoken and written logical fallacies; the first names of new friends who look, think and make love in ways different from yours; etc.

If we're lucky we'll all be struck down by MAD, hopefully in the prime of life.

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Posted by: LifeFromANewView ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 06:42PM

Honestly I never learned nor wanted to learn how to spell Uchtdorf, I mean I had to scroll up to find that spelling.

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 07:30PM

I forget it's Sunday all the time. And since I've retired I have a hard time remembering what any day is, because it seldom matters. But you can bet I know when my Social Security check hits the bank.

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Posted by: Steve Spoonemore ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 08:41PM

I heard of a retired guy who said that since he retired, every day is just like the others. The only thing that was significant was that the day the newspaper is big he goes to church.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 08:07PM

Even though I've been out for years , I still love Sundays.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 08:12PM


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/10/2016 09:20PM by Lethbridge Reprobate.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 08:14PM

I spent my Sunday morning at brunch with my wife and her cousin and his wife on the patio of a fine beanery watching all the hot rods drive by on their way to the monster show n' shine in our town.

RB

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