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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 12:33PM
Jesus wasn't white, would be profiled by TSA

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/12/insisting-jesus-was-white-is-bad-history-and-bad-theology/282310/

(Money quote: "If he were taking the red-eye flight from San Francisco to New York today, Jesus might be profiled for additional security screening by TSA.")

TSCC tries to foist its fake slightly suntanned Jesus on the rest of us. Nice try, TSCC.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 10, 2016 01:36PM
Re: Jesus wasn't white, would be profiled by TSA

Yeah, but remember he can change the plane p-nuts into wine.

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Posted by: bordergirl ( )
Date: July 11, 2016 09:01AM
Re: Jesus wasn't white, would be profiled by TSA

Yeah, and some clueless woman (or man) sitting next to him would ask to be moved because "He's a terrorist!

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Posted by: flo, the nevermo ( )
Date: July 11, 2016 11:37AM
My son looks just like tscc version of jesus and . . .

last week he actually flew the redeye from sfo to nyc. Of course, he was stopped by TSA!! Lol!


(Well, he looks just like tscc jesus, if jesus wore jeans and sneakers and tied that mane into a pony tail.)

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Posted by: kolobian ( )
Date: July 11, 2016 11:45AM
Re: Jesus wasn't white, would be profiled by TSA

Wouldn't he just wave his fingers and mumble "this is not the messiah you're looking for"?

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: July 11, 2016 12:51PM
Re: Jesus wasn't white, would be profiled by TSA

But...mormon jesus IS white!

http://religionnerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Mormon-christus-at-salt-lake1.jpg

http://www.thoughtsonmormonart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/en08mar42c_barret.jpg



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/11/2016 12:56PM by ificouldhietokolob.

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Posted by: azsteve ( )
Date: July 11, 2016 02:11PM
Re: Jesus wasn't white, would be profiled by TSA

If he were alive today, the place of his birth would be in Palistinean territory. He might be labeled a terrorist, and be on the no-fly list. Why would the jews vouch for him after he started his own religion and claimes to be their god? Mormons would see his darker skin and assume that he was a sinner in the pre-existance. Apparently he is not so "white and delightsome" as the book of mormon would have you believe.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/11/2016 02:15PM by azsteve.

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