Posted by:
Exmo Aspie
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Date: July 26, 2016 10:34PM
Alright guys, it's me, I'm back. So before I jump right into this absolutely crazy story, I will be giving an update on my situation because I am sure that is what you will all be wanting to hear.
So the bust of a season has been a hell of a lot WORSE than I thought. So far Exmo Aspie has made 92 bucks profit working in Alaska. It's bad.
There's a lot of good things about Alaska, and so far, roommates are not one of them. I've heard of bad roommates, but I'm sure a couple of mine take the cake. By the way, I share a bedroom with 5 other men. 2 of my roommates are mormon, 2 are drunks, and the other is well balanced. Yes I've had one of my roommates get drunk off his ass and then urinate all over our stuff. The other gets slammed drunk for days on end and spill beer and vodka all over the floor.
Now the mormons, now there's something. Yes, everybody I flew out with were mormons. Not even kidding. And I was the only Utahn. The rest were from Texas and Maine.
One is super TBM and the other is kind of jack/TBM hybrid. But sadly, even the jack mormons aren't free from the bonkers crazy of mormonism.
This fucking guy claimed that the mountain meadows massacre was like some big conspiracy, and that the mormons didn't do it, and the perpetrators claimed to be mormon, and flow of bullshit.
So I had to whip out knowledge and reason on his ass, even after all of it though he still wasn't totally convinced.
Why does mormonism have to be so dumb...