Today my friend showed me that our coworker's daughter is on Tinder. Both the coworker and her daughter are ultra-LDS (to the point of the coworker being a temple worker). My first thought was that she should be on LDS singles.com and not an app known for hookups.
31-year old female returned LDS Missionary looking for eternal companion to support me financially, pop out a bunch of kids with, and have occasional missionary-position sex with garments on only after marriage. Must be a worth priesthood holder with a valid temple recommend.