Posted by:
Stray Mutt
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Date: August 10, 2016 12:13AM
As the old fart was giving my patriarchal blessing, I kept thinking, "None of this has anything to do with me."
One thing that stuck out was his promise that if I lived the gospel, blah blah blah, my home would become a welcoming place where people would love to gather. Um, Brother Patriarch, I'm an introvert. The last thing I'd want is people always coming by, sucking up my energy, invading my space.
Another was when he talked about me marrying a worthy daughter in Zion and having many fine children blah blah blah. At that time I wasn't all that sold on the idea of marriage, but I knew for certain I would never want to be a parent. (I married briefly in my late 30s, to a nevermo, who also didn't want kids.)
So, basically, he told me that if I were a really good Mormon, my life would be hell. Some "blessing."