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Posted by: gemini ( )
Date: September 13, 2016 03:29PM

Oh boy, his parents are probably so proud...NOT

Seriously, who names their kid that? Even a middle name.

Maybe that is one reason he went down this path....who knows.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: September 13, 2016 03:33PM

Sounds like a mormon rapper: Melkie Zee DK is in the (priest)HOOD!

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: September 13, 2016 04:44PM

He did it to avenge his parents for naming him that.

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Posted by: azsteve ( )
Date: September 13, 2016 11:00PM

He should change his name to Mohonricoiantemur. Then we could just call him the brother of Jared, instead.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: September 14, 2016 12:40PM

I, for one, would object. :)

And that would be Mahonri Moriancumr Melchizedek. MMM for short. Now that's a lousy set of initials for a Mormon.

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Posted by: cinda ( )
Date: September 13, 2016 11:06PM

Good one, Amyjo ;)

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: September 14, 2016 12:21PM

A bunch of mormon sadistic parents.

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: September 14, 2016 12:28PM

Did they find him? Maybe he was translated.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: September 14, 2016 03:54PM

That is nothing. A scam much much bigger than Bernie Madoff's is run by a guy named Monson, Thomas Monson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E5sFJTSMiM before that is was run by a guy named Gordon Hinckley

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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: September 14, 2016 04:29PM

robbed the bank to pay his tithing. He'd rather risk being nabbed by the long arm of the law than be subjected to the accusing stare of his bishop.

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Posted by: notmonotloggedin ( )
Date: September 14, 2016 04:59PM

Every time a new baby is born on TBM side of the family (constantly actually), we cringe to hear what the name will be. These run the gamut anywhere from random cities and geographical features clearly selected by the parents closing their eyes and randomly pointing to a place on a map. As if that doesn't result in a name weird enough, a special twist is given to the spelling (think "Inglind") after the rabbit-shaped nation across the pond. Then there is the unfortunate choice of an adjectival first name to accompany a last name that is a common noun, such as the "Pan" family naming their firstborn "Frying." These strange monikers are all quite obviously chosen to impart a sense of individuality but, seriously -it does not end up doing so in a way the parents intended. Much better to find an unusual name that does not cross the line into the absurd and encourage the child to stake out their individuality by some other terms -one not imposed by parents with an odd sense of baby naming.

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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: September 14, 2016 08:20PM

I know what you mean, my TBM step siblings all name their children weird names, the most recent being named after a river and valley in New York, because more common names were too "old school" for them. There was also pictures from a Mormon baby shower where the child was going to be named Maykinsy or some weird girl's name. I'm just waiting for someone in Utah to name their child Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, after the Welsh town with the longest name.

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Posted by: notmonotloggedin ( )
Date: September 15, 2016 12:14AM


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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: September 14, 2016 08:22PM

One of my ggggrandpa's babies with a polygamous wife was named Lamoni. The poor baby didn't live very long.

Growing up with a name like that, maybe it was a blessing in disguise.

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