Hey RfM ! ~


¿ are you at a loss as to what to get your loved ones for Columbus Day ? ~


¿ are you tired of exchanging and re-gifting the same old "Happy Columbus Day" cards year after year ? ~

Welp ~ here are some Columbus Day gift-giving ideas for your loved-ones :

~ A bow and arrow set

~ a gun

~ a Columbus Hat

~ a Colombian prostitute

~ a 12 hour work day

~ a spice rack

~ a pet Indian + a year supply of firewater to keep it happy

~ smallpox

~ a global model of earth and a compass

~ a piñata in the shape of an Indian filled with golden coins ( beat it with a stick until the gold comes out )

~ a blanket infected with Cholera

~ Peruvian Army marching powder

~ a Mr. Coffee® machine

~ the Western Hemisphere


~ plz share your family's Columbus Day gift-giving traditions ~


thx

ziller

I am Saucie and I approve this message.

I'm just a little confused how you infect a blanket with cholera. Thinking about it puts some very ugly images in my mind.

I think it might possibly have been small pox instead of cholera... but Ziller is totally on the right track as usual.

Jaredite stones

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Give what the explorers had.....

Small glass beads.

Little silver bells.

Small reflective "mirrors"

Or give what the Indians had....

Tobacco

Human sacrifice

A BBQ (we get the word "Barbecue" from the Arawak Indian word)

A canoe (another Arawak word)

A slave

A woman for a wife

I didn't get the Mr. Coffee one...?
Damn.

I'm thinking the mister coffee one is because coffee comes from Colombia in South America. Am I right Zilla????

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did not watch 10/10 ~


















(semi srs) ~ did watch 5/10 ~















still not sheriff Cpete is cereal 10/10 ~















IN b 4 other St. Columbus Day gifts to purchase for your loved ones:

~ Christianity ~

~ rum ~

~ a suite of African slaves to replace the Indian slaves who tend to run away ~

~ sugar ~

~ left-handed cigarettes ~

~ a custom-made spell from a Santeria High Priestess ~

~ a "Cooking with Curry" cookbook ~


in B 4 ~ https://youtu.be/Zq_9CCuiWTs



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2016 11:57PM by ziller.