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Posted by: themaster ( )
Date: November 11, 2016 03:52AM
Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet

Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet because even if you wash all the shit away you are still dealing with a shit hole.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: November 11, 2016 09:49AM
Re: Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet

...and when you leave, you feel relieved.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: November 11, 2016 10:55AM
Re: Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet

Exactly. As always, "It's what's on the inside that counts."

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: November 11, 2016 01:10PM
Re: Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet

Mormons sure love scrubbing toilets!

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Posted by: anonculus ( )
Date: November 11, 2016 01:24PM
Re: Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet

...and 99 percent of Americans are only faintly aware of what one is or what it's for, and even if they know, they still don't feel the need for one.

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: November 12, 2016 03:13AM
Bidets were a terrible disappointment to me in Europe.

I was very eager to experience the use of one, but they all seemed to be lower than the toilet seat, and with my creaky old knees and nothing to use to haul myself upright, I didn't dare use one. . .sigh.

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: November 11, 2016 02:16PM
Re: Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet

A clean shit hole is a wonderful thing. I don't see the comparison.

Ex-mormonism is like sitting on a bidet. LDS say's your shit hole is dirty, but its only becasue they won't let you wash it off with a bidet.

Use a bidet, your asshole is cleansed.

Become an ex-mormon, your mind is cleansed.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: November 11, 2016 11:48PM
Re: Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet

does mormonism leave you with a warm moist feeling ?

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: November 12, 2016 12:39AM
Re: Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet

I don't see how washing the brown eye is anything like Mormonism. It could actually be dangerous. When a person's head is stuck up their ass, there's a risk of drowning.

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Posted by: themaster ( )
Date: November 12, 2016 08:51AM
Re: Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet

Mormons know their shit stinks. That is why they clean their damm toilets all the time.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: November 12, 2016 11:51AM
Re: Mormonism is like sitting on a Bidet

I thought you were going to say that people are led to believe it's a drinking fountain that you have to get on your knees to use, without knowing what it really is...

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