https://zombiesintelligently.com/non-fiction/myers-briggs/

Just a little preview:

INTP:
"You may be required to show proof of id.
THE MYERS-BRIGGS ASSHOLE INDEX

First, if you do not know your Myers-Briggs score, take this test or one like it: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp

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[Disclaimer: This is a personality test for the sick ones. If you are not one of the sick ones, you would not have completed the test. It may be so that you cannot get help. We are sorry about this.]

[Content warning: This is a personality test for the sick ones. With expected results.]


INTP

"The Germans have a word for INTPs, and it is “Besserwisser”. It means someone who thinks they know better. The INTPs are sore losers and very much adherents to the “once burned, twice shy” mentality. Unfortunately, as many (if not all) personalities on this scale they do not understand that others do not function like they do. This trait is extra extra pronounced in the INTP, who cannot understand the idea of anyone wanting to do something they have already done....

1.They identify strongly with Trivial Pursuit because that is their life in a nutshell, metaphorically.
They’ve heard of humour, but only in the abstract, dissecting-a-frog-way.
The totem animal for INTP is a crab. An ugly, foul-smelling crab who believes itself to be a princess."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/25/2016 03:54PM by Itzpapalotl.

That's funny. They nailed me for a poetry writing recluse with delusions.