Posted by:
pugsly
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Date: December 06, 2016 08:12PM
I was laying on the couch, watching the evening news when one of the kids told me I was wanted on the telephone. I didn't recognize the number, but that isn't unusual.
It was the stake president wanting to know if I would bear my testimony at stake conference this weekend. I would have been less shocked if a stranger walked up to me and asked if I wanted to buy some heroin!
I started laughing out loud for real. He asked what was so funny that I was laughing. I told him that I had been exe'd years ago, and I am sure he wouldn't want the people in attendance to hear the words of an apostate! He muttered "quite so" and hung the phone up.
Maybe he thought the holy spirit would hit me over the head with the phone to reactivate me? DH thinks I should have agreed to speak so we could see what would have happened.