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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 05, 2017 08:56PM

http://www.lethbridgenewsnow.com/article/543240/raymond-man-charged-after-police-pursuit

Two questions:
1: is he Mormon?
2: if so, will his temple recommend still be good when he gets outta the slammer?

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Posted by: poopstone ( )
Date: January 05, 2017 09:10PM

He might part of the Blackmores? Maybe a polygamist, so it wouldn't count with him.

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Posted by: MOI ( )
Date: January 05, 2017 09:14PM

There's an I. Blake listed in the Raymond White pages. Wouldn't know if this idiot is a Mormon. Raymond might be a predominantly Mormon horse shit hole, but there are getting to be a lot of non Mormons. And one can get any sort of drugs through the high school. So Raymond's 'halo' is slipping a might. LOL! Oh, and they actually revere the Comets more than they do Jesu el Cristo.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 05, 2017 10:10PM

Comets worship is a damn near a religion in itself.

RB

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Posted by: MOI ( )
Date: January 05, 2017 11:57PM

Fuck the Comets. Last year there was a big kerfoffle over the fact that the town's Christmas tree by the cenotaph at the museum had 'blue' lights. Man, those that bow low before the almighty fuckin' Comets were pissed out of their gourdes. Actually they were white LED lights which are so pure white they have a slight hint of blue.

This year the town caved and had red and white lights on that tree. You betcha! Good ol' Raytown even has to kick their Jesu El Cristo in the balls and bastardize his 'birthday' to honor the fuckin' Comets.

I'm surprised that one of the temple recommend questions isn't "Do you honor and sustain the FIRST religion of Raymond - adoring the Comets? Do you attend every game of the Sugar Bowl? And would you, if possible, masturbate nightly to the Comet football, and/or jersey?

Ya, it's sickening how Raymond puts a fucking sports team before their Jesus H. Christ.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 06, 2017 01:22AM

As I have said here before. I can smell the self righteousness and condescension from that fucking shithole when the wind blows from the south 'cause I'm 9 miles straight north of it.

RB



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/06/2017 01:22AM by Lethbridge Reprobate.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 06, 2017 12:36PM

My little brother played in the Sugar Bowl for the LCI Rams against that legendary Comets team that spawned a couple future Olympians and at least one future BYU Cougars star.

RB

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Posted by: aaron ( )
Date: January 06, 2017 02:41AM

what the fudge are you talkimg about

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Posted by: aaron ( )
Date: January 06, 2017 02:41AM

*talking

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: January 06, 2017 10:35AM

Charged with "...possession of stolen property under $5,000."

Jeez, if you're going to steal a car, why steal a crappy one??

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 06, 2017 12:39PM

I farmed next to the highway leading to Raymond for 25 years and those cheap fuckers only drink cheap booze....and threw the fucking cans and bottles in my field....along with the porn mags they didn't dare take home and at least one dildo!!

RB

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Posted by: MOI ( )
Date: January 06, 2017 08:32PM

Porn magazines from Raymond? LOL! I'm going to hazard a guess and say that the centerfolds are either:

1. Raymond Comets footballs/basketballs
2. Raymond Comet football/basketball jerseys
3. Pictures of the new Victory Park Football diamond
4. Horses

And as for the dildo, it wouldn't have been red and white would it? LOL!

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: January 06, 2017 03:24PM

Nuke Raymond!

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Posted by: MOI ( )
Date: January 06, 2017 08:39PM

Raymond doesn't need nukes. It's got horses that shit all over the streets and sidewalks. At least it's a couple steps above Stirling. Not THAT is a hick town out of history.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 06, 2017 11:13PM

Indeed it is, MOI. We farmed land just east of Stirling for 20 years and a nevermo pal of mine owned an acreage on the edge of town where lived and kept his horses...and he never lost sight of the fact he was an outsider.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: January 07, 2017 02:51AM

You two just remember that TBMs' horses' shit don't stink! It's pure and delight some! Now, where did that dildo come from, was it a double-sider?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 07, 2017 08:03PM

Single user unit....brought it home to show my wife....she just said "where the fuck did you find that"....and I told her some Raymond (her home town) wanker/wankess tossed it out on his/her way home.

RB

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: January 07, 2017 09:11PM

Wanker/wankess, WTF! We're all wankers in the sight of Boyd!

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Posted by: MOI ( )
Date: January 07, 2017 11:41PM

Ah, Raymond and it's in-town horse corrals. It wasn't a delightful little hummingbird that left a huge pile of horse shit in an acquaintance's backyard last summer. The town council won't kick out the horse corrals because the crude hicks that own them go to town meetings and swear at them, and the poor councillors just can't take that with their dainty little virgin ears. Even though horse hicks are inactive Mormons to boot. LOL! CHRIST, what a shit hole. If ya gotta be a little shit hole, then be the best goddamn little shit hole you can be. All the while masturbating to the exalted Comets, mind you!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 08, 2017 12:35AM

My wife was raised there, as a Catholic and despises the fucking shithole with a passion.

RB

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Posted by: MOI ( )
Date: January 08, 2017 11:04AM

Then I'd assume your wife never was a cheerleader for the Comets? LOL! Something like that always seems to be an exclusive club for the uppity snot girls, just like the uppity snot boys were on the football team. I was never a part of that useless shit myself. Had no interest in trying to impress.

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