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Every Member a Janitor
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Date: March 28, 2011 01:31PM
Idea One: Say something sweet to your wife, like, "Honey, I really like the way you push that vacuum cleaner around the Relief Society room. It really turns me on!" Then make your move.
Idea Two: Hold your hubby against the door to the Bishop's office and whisper softly into his ear, "Its time to confess you sins, baby!"
Idea Three: Turn off the lights in the chapel for a fun game of hide and seek.
Idea Four: Lock yourselves up together in the library with the non-church approved literature and media materials you purchased in Spanish Fork.
Idea Five: Bring bubble bath and kick back with your hubby in the baptismal font jacuzzi(my personal favorite)
Note: obviously this involves some level of risk and only works if yours is the only couple cleaning the church.... Unless you get a thrill at the heightened risk of being discovered.