Prayer Patrols? Of course!

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/kentucky-governor%E2%80%99s-plan-to-stem-violence-prayer-patrols/ar-BBBNyrh?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

[Admin note: I believe the poster was being sarcastic. It's not always obvious from context, so I'm adding sarcasm tags.]

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Sometimes the answer to a problem is so simple it is overlooked by all but the very wise. But I don't think it will work as long as gays and lesbians are tolerated and granted civil rights. Stamp them out, then pray, and all will be good.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/02/2017 05:04PM by Concrete Zipper.

Yeah! Gays and Lesbian civil rights are the cause of all our problems-right? I bet you had more than half a brain, critical thinking skills, and no malice in you before gays were granted civil rights. Now, you're a drooling moron that is doomed for stupidity for eternity. Damn gays!

Anything to sustain my High Tea addiction, you know.

What they really need are hug mobs. Gays get an extra long group hug.

Babyloncansuckit Wrote:
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> Gays get an
> extra long group hug.

Yaaaaay! Group hug in the shower tonight!

They have a pop-up "hug finished" flag.

Sorry. Yes. I thought it was obvious. Thank you for your added clarification.

Sorry. The original comment is inline with what we hear in Utah on a regular basis. That, and it was from "Anonymous today", I thought it was our resident troll. With the statements coming from political or religious leaders and their followers, many which I used to assume were sarcasm or satire, it's impossible to distinguish these days. Have a good weekend.

gays cause hurricanes.

What about earthquakes? I know the guy in charge of the gay earthquake department. He's a bit annoyed that the hurricane people get all the press!

Neighborhood crime patrols are nothing new. They have been around a long time and have been effective at reducing crime without prayer.

The prayer patrol is nothing more than pushing religion from a government pulpit.

Lol. Don't poor ol' street people and criminals and such have enough to deal with as it is without the prayer patrol.

"Prayer patrols"???

More like pious, pompous, pi$$¥, and downright pugnacious patrols...

will the prayer patrols be as ineffective as the guardian angels ?

Well, at LEAST as ineffective! Duh!