There Is Nothing Here - We Told You That - KEEP LOOKING!
What We Lure You In With Is Our Business. And Our Pleasure!
It’s Boring, Dead, Lame? What else is there? Don't Like It? Hate it? So what. Tough Luck! This Is What You Signed Up For. Remember?
It's Our Please To Deceive You!
Welcome To Mormonism - Where Nobody Feels (Comfortable) At Home!
Welcome To Mormonism - Why Are You Here?
Welcome To Mormonism - We're Closed!
Welcome To Mormonism - GOOD LUCK
Words Of Wisdom: EAT SHIT
Word Of Wisdom: anything free range but not out of range
FEELING LOST IN MORMONISM? It's Designed That Way.
Not Sure Which Leaders To Follow? None Of Them! They're ALL astray.
Mormonism Is A Black Hole - It's Also An Ass Hole! Want To Know More?
Our Missionaries Will Teach You All You Need To Know (which isn't much, because they don't know much) About ("returnal") Life [Inside The Mormon Church]
Inside The Mormon Church There Isn't Much [room to breathe] (CHOICE)
There Isn't Much We Aren't [trying to hide] Hiding
We're Better Than You And We Try To Show It!
Want FREE Agency? GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Free Agency? Where Do You Think You Are (a hotel)?
Mormons. What do we know? NOT Much/ We're Not Telling You.
We're Tired Of Telling You, They Disappeared. Dammit!
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Cliff notes of moism...bow your head and say yes...well do what we dam please with your money...whew those toilets need some love...anyone found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll...oh sorry there is no payroll and we never drop names from our list
"The Pointless Agony of Truth," by Jeffrey Holland.
"Elder Holland's new book describes the necessity, in this modern world of mouse-clicking and screen-swiping, of enhancing the art of muddling and obfuscating historical fact to bewilder and befuddle those who would bring down the church by addressing uncomfortable elements of its origins and history."