Posted by:
presleynfactsrock
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Date: August 05, 2017 08:46PM
Inspired by another post, I thought it might be fun to list and list some more reasonns that the Mormon CK sounds more like hell than heaven and needs to be avoided........
1. Some of my relatives "know beyond a shadow of a doubt" that they will be there.
2. I've seen and heard enuf of the patriarchy here in Zion to know that where they are, I ain't.
3. Being in charge of worlds upon end makes me tired just thinking about it. Too much "She is your favorite, always," and "I want more sunshine, but the temperature should stay around 78 degrees and Gawd just nix those hurricanes in Florida."
4. Babies, babies, and more babies. Late nite feedings, colic, smelly diapers, crying and more crying. Not to forget the 9 longs months of bringing them into the world and the grand final pains that hurt like hell.
5. Having to continually be spiritually in tune with whatever the Heavens' say and preach and teach and teach and preach some more.
6. I just know I would get damn tired of hearing those Angels be so happy and singing all the time and that I would handle it by some good-ole heavenly swearing-----whatever that looks like. Then I would end up in that hot old fiery furnace where I would be free to cuss all I want and roast hot dogs and smores and listen to -----oh HELL NO, it's ole sleazy Joey going on and on and on with his fireside stories. Maybe the Angles are vunderbar!