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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: August 29, 2017 01:02PM
Osteen changes mind, opens Lakewood Church to evacuees

http://abc13.com/religion/lakewood-church-begins-taking-in-evacuees/2354653/

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 29, 2017 01:05PM
Re: Osteen changes mind, opens Lakewood Church to evacuees

My church is closed, inaccessible due to severe flooding.
Oh, wait, there isn't severe flooding. It's just closed.
Oh, wait, I'm getting criticized for closing it...
Now it's open.
Oh, and there is severe flooding.
Well, only in the one parking area, and not in the church.
And it's actually not "inaccessible." Did I say that?
I meant something else.

Just make sure you wipe your feet before coming in.
And watch my tv show this weekend.
Hallelujah.

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Posted by: cheezus ( )
Date: August 29, 2017 01:07PM
Re: Osteen changes mind, opens Lakewood Church to evacuees

Victoria is probably pissed

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Posted by: cynful ( )
Date: August 29, 2017 01:25PM
Re: Osteen changes mind, opens Lakewood Church to evacuees

cheezus Wrote:
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> Victoria is probably pissed

Yep, I guarantee it.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: August 29, 2017 05:00PM
Re: Osteen changes mind, opens Lakewood Church to evacuees

He'll take up a special collection for completely new carpeting in one week and make double what he needs.

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Posted by: Josephina ( )
Date: August 29, 2017 09:32PM
Re: Osteen changes mind, opens Lakewood Church to evacuees

Osteen would make a great Mormon. Same mentality.

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