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Posted by: Rolled tacos on a sunday ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 01:00AM
Water pong

A guy that just moved to Utah from California started at my work last week, he mentioned when he first got here his roommates invited him to a party and he showed and there was a big crowd playing some water pong, he couldn't believe Mormons would be that weird to play that without it being beer, I told him thats just the tip of the iceberg with the weirdness factor with them

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 09:57AM
Re: Water pong

Aw, poor mormons. They want so badly to be "normal," and have fun like real people. But they just can't.
'Cause beer is evil.

Aww.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 02:50PM
Re: Water pong

Just like all their lame ass pseudo cuss words. I could believe what I was hearing when I showed up at Ricks 51 years ago....I was like, if ya need to say fuck....just fucking say it!!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 03:05PM
Re: Water pong

Yeah, "oh, fetch" just doesn't carry the same weight, does it Ron? ;-)

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 04:01PM
Re: Water pong

Fetch! Spit! Doggone it! Shoot! Fark!!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 09:40PM
Re: Water pong

And what are they thinking before they say fetch?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 09:38PM
Re: Water pong

Not even close!

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Posted by: carameldreams ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 05:15PM
Re: Water pong

Lethbridge Reprobate Wrote:
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> Just like all their lame ass pseudo cuss words. I
> could believe what I was hearing when I showed up
> at Ricks 51 years ago....I was like, if ya need to
> say fuck....just fucking say it!!

Exactly. Frickin, Friggin, Beaver Dam, Hale, Beach...this is what i hear from lds youth.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 02:53PM
Water pong--the first dangerous step to apostasy and alcoholism!!

Kind of like us Baptists, who know all too well that dancing leads inevitably to sex.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 04:06PM
Re: Water pong--the first dangerous step to apostasy and alcoholism!!

Well, you're not really wrong...:)

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 05:10PM
You got my number, Fie!*

I know the slippery slope all too well. I started playing wist, then graduated to bridge. After a while, I found Grand Slam Tournament Bridge insufficient for my psychopathic needs, and moved on to poker. Now--I'm such an apostate Baptist wretch--I'm addicted to lottery scratch tickets. I dig out the losing tickets from the 7-11 trash, double-checking them for winners that might have been missed by the original purchaser. Back in February, I found a $5 winning scratch ticket that somebody overlooked!!

*Intentional typo.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 04:11PM
Re: Water pong

The risk of overhydration is what gives the game an edge.

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Posted by: Oh Yeah! ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 04:13PM
Re: Water pong

I'm surprised they're not playing Kool-Aid pong.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 05:12PM
Maybe jello pong? (n/t)


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Posted by: pollythinks ( )
Date: August 30, 2017 04:30PM
Re: Water pong

My dear grandfather (from a small town in Arizona), used to say, 'heck-a-mighty'--but he wasn't really 'active' in the church (although he lived in a small LDS church community). He also drove around town smoking a big cigar, with his man-sized light-grey hat on.

(I still use the 'heck-a'-mighty' on occasion--can't help myself.)

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