Oh, yes, yes, he did. This is the kind of thing that pops into my head on my long drive home.

Oh, the corner that TSCC is painted into--JS described the Jesus guy as having "light complexion, blue eyes" to one Alexander Neibaur.

Does that sound middle eastern to anyone?

And since the "two personages" resembled each other, that means God is also a blue-eyed Northern European, right?

Because we have an eyewitness description of JESUS CHRIST and GOD.

You can't make this shit up. (Oh, wait. You can.)

When I saw Jesus his eyes were NOT blue.

Not the soccer star Jesus, rhgc, the bible Jesus!

D&C 110:3 "his eyes were as a flame of fire; the hair of his yead was white like the pure snow; his countenance shone above the brightness of the sun; and his voice was the sound of great rushing waters"

"...eyes were as a flame of fire...", yet they were blue?


God must be cookin' with propane!

I don't watch many movies but for some reason I thought God looks like Morgan Freeman. Was he God in some movie?

'Bruce Almighty'

"Bruce, I'm God."

George Burns will always be my God. Got to go with the original.

Colored contact lenses. Duh.

You see America's Got Talent this week. Tyra's hair was the most beautiful straight blonde confection ever seen. Northern European girls are probably wondering how to get the look as we speak.

Being Super Beings, I'm sure God and Jesus have figured out how to change up their look to appeal to whichever audiences they are appearing to at the time.

Mary is kind of stuck though. No one wants to see her out of her regular drag. She shows up in somebody's moonlit window with Tyra's hair--=it's all over! Gotta have the hooded cape.

Seriously, that bit about Jesus being blonde and blue eyed is one of the biggest goofs of Joseph. And the Mormons? Rather than fix it, they just make Jewish Mid-Eastern Jesus whiter and whiter year after year even as they proclaim to not be a white racist church. Everyone makes their God in their own image it seems.