Hi. I'm back after a hiatus from RfM. I got on RfM today and decided I wanted to post something again, so here it is:

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/51523617-76/hammond-force-base-steam.html.csp

The article actually uses the word "penis." *snickers* But actually it's a serious thing. It's just unbelievably weird. I mean, why on earth would a guy do this? Freaky.

...he'll get to touch plenty of penises.

I wonder how many times this Bishop did it without causing alarm?

He may have been very unlucky, and the very first time he did it, got somebody who didn't appreciate it at all. But odds are that he's done it a while before it became an issue.

And think of all the teens he gave hell for masturbating, and he goes out and strokes other guys.

He had the blame the victim thing going pretty well for a while. I'm glad that it didn't work.

Sorry, minor correction: the plural of penis is peni. Just thought I should clear that up.
Edit: He'll get to touch plenty of peni.

Oh is *that* why it's a penitentiary?

To SaviorJoe

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2139/what-is-the-plural-of-penis

I'm going to be trying to work it into casual conversations now.

Hope all is well with you.

or that they were into you!~! :)

I'm so naive. I'm rather clueless about your comment.

I do snicker when I hear the word, though. Or if I'm with my doctor, I cringe.

I think the Brit term willie is so much more casual. My wife is British, so I've had a willie for years now, and don't miss my penis. I suppose if I went to the doctor, I'd have a penis still, but when I get back home, it's a willie.

Whatever the Brit term for a vagina is, it hasn't taken hold at our house.