Posted by:
elderolddog
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Date: October 23, 2017 07:20PM
I heard this one on my mission, when the British Invasion was really, really heating up...
A representative of the Beatles visited SLC in 1965, to see if there was sufficient interest in them, in order to decide on whether to include SLC in their tour. The rep spoke with radio and TV people and was continually told, "Hey, we love the idea, but you have to get the church's okay!" Initially perplexed, the rep finally did the research necessary to figuring out how things worked in SLC. So after finishing his research, he made an appointment to meet with a GA, and was told that Joseph Fielding Smith would meet with him.
At the meeting, JFS was his usual charming, bubbly self, laughing and joking around... No, of course not! He sat there, all frowny-faced, looking embalmed, surrounded by young flunkies, also frowning, while they all listened and the flunkies took notes.
When the rep's presentation was over, JFS asked a few questions about the religious upbringing of John, Paul, George & Ringo, a few questions about how long the concert would last and if there was much in the way of smut, like the Stones, 'I can't get no satisfaction'. The rep did his best to respond and when he was done, JFS summarily asked the rep to wait outside while he deliberated with his people.
Now he'd done a bit of research, so while he knew things weren't looking good, he had an ace in the hole...
And sure enough, when he was invited back into JFS's office, JFS began to berate the rep, the Beatles, their music, the crumbling of civilization wrought by this satanic music, etc., etc.
When JFS was done, glaring, and with spittle flecking his jowls, he dismissed the rep, who instead of turning to leave, smiled at JFS and said, "Did I mention that the boys would be paying tithing to the church on every dime earned by this concert, in cash?
JFS's face lit up, a big smile creased his sour puss, and he broke into song and started doing the twist..., "♪♫ Tell them that they're welcome, yeah, yeah, yeah, any day but on the sabbath...♪♫
You had to be there, I guess...
Sorry, peeps, I've been carrying that around for over 50 years!! And now I have laid the burden down! <phew!>