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Posted by: Anonymous 2 ( )
Date: November 23, 2017 03:01PM

An ad in one of our area's freebie little newspapers!! Doesn't it make them sound like fortune sellers!???

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: November 23, 2017 04:35PM

I'm poor, lonely, in bad health, depressed and lost in life. I think I'll call a couple of teenagers over to help me get my life together.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: November 23, 2017 09:17PM

hahahahahahahhahahahahaahhaaha.. thats exactly what I was thinking.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: November 23, 2017 11:09PM

Hahaha. Me too.

Caller: I've been pondering the meaning of my life.
Missionary: I know about some great acne treatments!

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: November 24, 2017 05:22PM

Are they teenage girls?

Send 'em over!


(This was not a dirty-minded post--the anti-spam code was "FEMME" so it must have been inspired by the Holy Ghost!)

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Posted by: commongentile ( )
Date: November 24, 2017 06:42PM

caffiend Wrote:
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> I'm poor, lonely, in bad health, depressed and
> lost in life. I think I'll call a couple of
> teenagers over to help me get my life together.

The difference between LDS missionaries and your ordinary, run-of-the-mill teenagers is that the missionaries have the Ghost.

(At least I think that's what the LDS Church might say about this.)

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: November 23, 2017 04:40PM

Those poor missionaries are the ones in need of sound advice. The church isn't giving out advice.

It's selling cooties.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: November 23, 2017 11:07PM

If those kids knew anything at all then they would not be crapping away 2 years of the prime of their young lives selling the MORmON scam full time for a bunch of asses ( LDS Inc leadershit) who are already wealthy but just have to have more at the expense of the highly exploited missionaries.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: November 23, 2017 11:29PM

It's relatively easy to exploit young BIC kids who've been brainwashed all their lives.

They don't know any better.

Through brainwashing and indoctrination they've become expendable foot soldiers.

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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: November 24, 2017 12:35PM

That's true, those BIC kids who have been brainwashed from birth are easy to exploit. It's also designed to keep them in the cult, by getting married ASAP after returning home, and to have their first child shortly before their first wedding anniversary. Keep them busy bringing in more future missionaries to exploit so they don't have a chance to think for themselves.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: November 24, 2017 04:45AM

LDSinc can't/ doesn't even give true, accurate or helpful spiritual advice to the primary. Spirit-Hell!

They know everything about nothing and the church taught them everything they know. Note: they AREN'T elders -
that's just their title [to puff them up].

M@t

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Posted by: desertman ( )
Date: November 24, 2017 08:58PM

Surely you JEST!!!!

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Posted by: SEcular Priest ( )
Date: November 24, 2017 09:23PM

Counseling requires some very special skills. Without those skills a missionary can really screw up a person's head. Skills such as empathy, understanding, being non-judgmental, reflective listening, asking open ended questions, etc. From what I have seen with the current stock of missionaries, they need counseling.

This will have to end badly for the Church in general.

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Posted by: pollythinks ( )
Date: November 24, 2017 09:44PM

Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: November 23, 2017 04:35PM: "I'm poor, lonely, in bad health, depressed and lost in life. I think I'll call a couple of teenagers over to help me get my life together."

P: (LOL): Exactly as described, caffiend.

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