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Posted by: jst4lolz ( )
Date: December 12, 2017 05:25AM
Bishop Interview Joke

Me: Bishop, I feel I need your help in repenting from one of the listed transgressions in For the Strength of Youth.
Bishop: What is it that you feel you need to repent of?
Me: I was involved in some heavy petting.
Bishop: What were the circumstances that you found yourself committing this transgression?
Me: Well, we were playing fetch...

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: December 12, 2017 05:58AM
Re: Bishop Interview Joke

Ha ha ha...good

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Posted by: Phazer ( )
Date: December 12, 2017 09:43AM
Re: Bishop Interview Joke

I had never heard of petting until my bishop mentioned what it was. I suppose when the strength of youth manual launched it was mentioned too.

Before that it was just grabbing boobs.

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Posted by: eternal1 ( )
Date: December 12, 2017 01:41PM
Re: Bishop Interview Joke

Petting seems like such an odd word. Grabbing boobs (among other things) I understand, petting them just seems a strange description.

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Posted by: East Coast Exmo ( )
Date: December 12, 2017 01:49PM
Re: Bishop Interview Joke

"Grabbing" sounds non-consensual. Petting usually is.

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Posted by: eternal1 ( )
Date: December 12, 2017 02:06PM
Re: Bishop Interview Joke

True. Maybe I have always associated the word petting with animals so it seems odd to me.

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Posted by: Phazer ( )
Date: December 13, 2017 08:52AM
Re: Bishop Interview Joke

Caress
Touch

Pick a verb you are more comfortable with.

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Posted by: mootman ( )
Date: December 12, 2017 02:09PM
Re: Bishop Interview Joke

I didn't know what it was until I was probably 14-15. I had a friend who was a senior and he told me that if you grab a girl's boobs and she likes you that she will go crazy in a good way. And I was like, whuh?!? (grew up in the cult)

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Posted by: lurking in ( )
Date: December 12, 2017 02:20PM
My seminary teacher once told our class ...

My seminary teacher once told our class about one naive student who raised their hand during a discussion on the subject of petting and asked with bewilderment: "I don't get it. Who would ever take their dog on a date?!?!?"

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: December 12, 2017 03:07PM
Re: Bishop Interview Joke

Old joke here:

Bishop: Do you have a problem with masturbation?

Youth: No, Bishop. It works every time for me.

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Posted by: Jimbo ( )
Date: December 12, 2017 09:38PM
Re: Bishop Interview Joke

Heavy Petting ? What is Light petting or Medium petting? Petting is what I do with cats and dogs not humans . Heavy petting with German Shepherds. medium petting with Bulldogs and of course light petting with little nervous chihuahuas.Bishop interviews that ask kids questions about masturbation is sick grooming that child molestors do. Sick cult .

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