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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 08:22AM
I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

On alldeadmormonsarenowgaydotcom.

It's one good thing I can do for him.

From the website: Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 08:43AM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Well done, Papa Ken! Because what the dead person wanted, what their loved ones might want, their life and legacy are meaningless unless other people impose their wishes on the deceased through baptism for the dead.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/04/2018 08:44AM by summer.

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Posted by: Richard Foxe ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 06:01AM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Glad to see that someone still retains some maturity and compassion. Not the 2-wrongs-make-a-right type of payback.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 09:00AM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

I agree. Well done. *LOL*

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 09:03AM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

It's as valid as mormon dead-dunking, that's for sure.

Trouble is...I don't think gay people want Monson among them.
Unless they need a punching bag...?

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 02:29PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Hahahaha nice. I have been thinking about my dead friends running into monson and beating the sh#t out of him the past day. My friends aren't gay but monson is hated among the straights for sure.

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Posted by: StilllAnon ( )
Date: January 10, 2018 01:28PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Oh wow how brave you and your friends (young men I assume) would beat up a 90-year-old man. Pathetic.

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Posted by: Atari ( )
Date: January 10, 2018 01:34PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

You mean like Monson beat up gay kids? Except Monson beat them up and said "God made me do it".

And shouldn't Monson be back in his prime again now that he has died?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/10/2018 01:35PM by Atari.

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Posted by: Visitors Welcome ( )
Date: January 10, 2018 03:03AM
Oh, he's more than welcome

ificouldhietokolob Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

> Trouble is...I don't think gay people want Monson
> among them.

We are always in need of older guys in worse shape with uglier clothes to look down on, so "Hi Mr Monson, how have you been? Tell me about it over cocktails. Get me a Waikiki Beach".

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Posted by: Jersey Girl ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 09:10AM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

If you were gay but a very bad person, do you have to be Monson's partner for all eternity??

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Posted by: a nonny mouse ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 02:10PM
I'm sure Roy Cohn needs a boyfriend (n/t)


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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 07:42PM
Re: I'm sure Roy Cohn needs a boyfriend

Haha. You have real talent as a matchmaker.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 10:12AM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

May he now know the joys of a good drag show--- or star in one.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 01:35PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

That conjures up a rather worrying image, D&D. I'm not sure I'll be able to eat my lunch now;-)

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Posted by: sbg ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 10:28AM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Brilliant!! I applaud you!

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Posted by: Atari ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 12:07PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Perfect!

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 12:54PM
/like (n/t)


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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 12:59PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Oh PapaKen, I hope you do the work for all the deceased GAs, beginning with Boyd!

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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 11:17PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

I already did Boyd's work so he's definitely gay.

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Posted by: SoCal Apostate ( )
Date: January 08, 2018 06:17PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Me too! I guess TSCC isn't alone in recycling names for posthumous proxy rituals.

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Posted by: exminion ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 01:10PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

You did good, PapaKen.

Monson's family will be forever indebted to you. Maybe you should tell them.

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 01:19PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

How do we know he wasn't gay before? In any case, I'm glad you made it official. We needn't wonder.

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 02:10PM
Hope he appreciates the effort. Wll done. (n/t)


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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 02:22PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

One thing Mormons don't realize about the "Sodomization for the
Dead" ceremony is that the dead Mormon has to ACCEPT the
sodomization in the afterlife for it to be valid.

There's no reason for anyone to be offended by their departed
loved ones being sodomized for the dead.

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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 02:37PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

HA!!!

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 05:26PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

I cannot stop laughing at this. Can. Not. Stop. hahahaha. What have you done to me Baura?

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 02:25PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Hahahaha i am laughing a lot today.

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Posted by: NotloggedInForThis ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 02:40PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

I went to the website and had the work done for David O. McKay (gives away my age).

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 04:28PM
Thanks for the laughs. (n/t)


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 05:53PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

PapaKen, how gay did you make Monson?

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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 09:49PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

6 on KINSEY.

Hee hee.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 10:22PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Which 6? Gym rat with a waxed body and perfect hair cut, or, full on La Cage aux Folles?

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Posted by: molightplz ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 06:10PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Technology will never cease to astound me? I thought you had to perform a pink mass to make someone gay in the afterlife.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/18/pink-mass-westboro-baptist-church-gay-satanists_n_3616642.html

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 10:24PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Bwahaha.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 01:43AM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

It's nice to see this website pop up again.

You didn't have to leave your temple did you (to due his endow mints) did you

Where I'm from they have drive-through slow-food joints, whore houses, and beer barns and now add temples to the list.

Temples are gay okay.
Don't pray the day away.

Don't be as jerk
Skip all temple work

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Posted by: axeldc ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 06:38AM
We don't want him!

He doesn't deserve to be gay. Let him stick with his horrible, polygamous lifestyle.

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Posted by: lesser planet ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 07:33AM
Re: We don't want him!

Not to worry, alexdc, he has a lot to make up for to get to try for the most blessed level. He'll be on his knees begging for forgiveness for a very long time, in the less desirable neighborhoods. You will never even bump into him. :)

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Posted by: shannon ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 03:22PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

OMG...This is so funny Ken! I just did an RfM drive-by to see what y'all are saying about Monson this week...And I saw your post.

Funniest damn thing I've seen on the internet in days!

Luv u bro. I'm bumping this for you. We need another round. Hysterical!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 03:49PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

It just occurred to me!

How come no one has posted a call to arms against you, like for a class action lawsuit to halt turning people gay after they die, on the basis that the deceased clearly did not ever want to be gay!!

ETAsk (timorously): Has Anne Frank had her gay work done for her?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/09/2018 03:51PM by elderolddog.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 07:38PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Oh wow. I didn't even know you could do that. Thanks for the link. I think I will actually have a sacred ceremony and invite some friends when I do my dad's "work." We'll be sure and have the sacramental wine and I think I'll tie die my white robes just for the occasion.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 08:08PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

I call civil rights attack ... Or something...

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Posted by: Dieter Fuchtdorf ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 08:52PM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Are popular names recycled? If Ernie Wilkinson's work is done 4 or 5 or 27 times, does he get gayer each time? And if so, what's he like after the 27th time?

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Posted by: shannon ( )
Date: January 10, 2018 12:26AM
Re: I just did Monson's work - he's gay now

Bwahahahaha!!!

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