Posted by:
BYU_Grad
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Date: January 22, 2018 07:48PM
This new Youtube Mormon LGBT rights ad that keeps popping up here and there. It struck me how far detached from reality they are with this kind of talk. Good luck on turning back this tide - you have to be "cool" to appeal to the Millennials, and as I fail to see the "cool" change coming, I have a suggestion for you, Mormon Church:
....become the Galactic Empire. You can't be "cool" in a coffeehouse hopping/gnar shredding/hippie pothead way, so why don't you become cool in an evil way of the Star Wars. You aren't very far from there already. Clad your gerontocracy in Sith robes and your stake president corp in grand moff outfits. Evil laugh here and there, promises to "crush" the apostacy, I mean, the Rebellion, and an occasional "good, Anakin, goooooood" at General Conferences.
I can see you attracting massive Fandom crowds.