I've decided my next tattoo will be the word HERETIC. Haven't figured out exactly where I wanna stick it, but it might just be on my penis (I said penis).
your size will accomodate a word with that many letters are you?
What's gonna happen when you jump into the cold pool and you're left with just the letters "H-E-R-E" Wait a minute. Hey that works for a penis tat too.
So, the customer is feeling the "buzz" of their first tattoo. Customer asks tattoo artist "So, have you ever tattooed any dicks?" Artist replies "Yeah, I'm working on one right now".