Mormons always love to have parrot phrases at the ready to justify or explain weird stuff about them or the church. Share me some funny stories.

You know, ones that may include;
yes, but we are a peculiar people....
....Be careful of the natural man....
The church is perfect but its people are not...
The lord would never allow his chosen to lead us astray....
The brethren have warned us about this....

etc. etc.

I get a kick out of the 'fact' that mormons are entitled to personal revelation; ghawd loves them so much that when they ask for guidance, ghawd gives it to them!

I like the ones involving romance, where a nice mormon girl is adored by a young mormon boy, who when he gets home from his mission, wants to marry her. But she's engaged to an RM who got home sooner! So the more recent returnee petitions ghawd and then receives word from that he, the petitioner, is to marry the girl! He rushes to tell her the good news...

It is an awesome tender mercy that Heavenly Father has blessed Utah with moisture today.

Shinehah Wrote:
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> It is an awesome tender mercy that Heavenly Father
> has blessed Utah with moisture today.


LOLOLOL There are not even enough lol's for that one!

Special spirits are waiting to come to earth to receive their bodies.

It will all be worked out in the eternities...the ultimate cop out IMO!

can't find a long-term partner. We both laughed.

about mormonism and gays that was written back about 28 years ago. That's my note for peculiar people! I thought I was peculiar compared to mormons while I was mormon. Come to find out, we were more normal than TBMs.

It was the only book on the topic in existence as far as I knew and I could not get my hands on it fast enough. This was in 1992, days after my DH came out to me. I found a copy and read it cover to cover in days, so hungry for information was I.

"I came here to get a body and have children," Mormon sister.