Elder Stevenson Gives Blessing to Florida Shooting Victim, Testifies of "Heavenly Powers"

http://www.ldsliving.com/Elder-Stevenson-Gives-Blessing-to-Florida-Shooting-Victim-Feels-Heavenly-Powers-During-Visit/s/87814

Oh, yeah? Where were the heavenly powers when people were being shot? Hiding outside with that security guard?

The Heavenly Powers are holding out for armed teachers.

Well after all, a wise ghawd has blessed us with munitions and weaponry, so it probably frosts ghawd's balls that we refuse to take full advantage of them!

Indeed.

If the Good Lord had wanted us to live without firearms, we wouldn't have been born with them.

Dammit ! I hate it when other people besides me are sarcastic.

And by the way, it wasn't just the on-site police officer who hid outside. The three officers sent thereafter also secured themselves behind their cars and waited. When the main body of police eventually arrived, there were four officers cowering in the parking lot and the murderer was at a nearby store enjoying a Coca-Cola.

But never fear, if the Home Ec teacher and the lunch lady had been armed, that shooter wouldn't have stood a chance.