The Lord has blessed me, Brothers and Sisters. I'm buying my first Harley next week.

After six hours browsing really cool t-shirts on eBay, I just now happened upon an idea.

Why has no one sought inspiration for designing a t-shirt that would instantly become the token of every devout exmo? I am proud of my liberation. I desire to proclaim my soul's success in ownership of my own conscience, weekends and sin-laden freedoms. Will somebody please tell me why I have no t-shirt option that will put a tracking team at every LDS property? Please?

It could be a logo, a word, an artistic stamp, motto or whatever.

I promise to wear it on every ride, and on all my unpredictable detours, until I croak.

Someone, please...design a fabulous t-shirt for the ever-growing outliers of the only true church. One that even Jesus would be caught wearing!

C'mon.

Someone start a reward to one who wins the prize...perhaps presented at the next Exmo Conference, and I'll pitch in a serious boost. Thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUZpjW7QHGo

Don't forget to buy leather apparel to prevent road rash.

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> Don't forget to buy leather apparel to prevent
> road rash.

Dave, I fear to offend the vegans and animal rights groups, so I will ride with the possibility of losing my skin.

I have a goal to never offend anybody. This is the only TBM trait I just can't seem to shake.

I have stopped the plastic smiles, the hugging of well-dressed strangers and the nodding-in-agreement while thinking of unrelated stuff, fyi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPni755-Krg

You honor the deceased animals by wearing leather.

The animals aren't killed for their leather. They are killed for their meat. A lot of animal skins go to waste.

By using all parts of the animal, you respect it.

Leather is awesome.

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac ?" -- George Carlin

I'll be thinking about a T-shirt slogan.

I did recently see a personalized UT license plate EXMO. I wondered if it was a friend from RFM or maybe just a Utah MLM I haven't heard about.
Get your EXMO juice, makeup, vitamins or whatever here!

If ever we mutate into militancy, this might do...

Post-Zionic Liberation Front

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvyktncO9Q

Here is one that only those in-the-know would understand

https://www.amazon.com/Exmormon-Tapir-Horse-Subtle-Exmo/dp/B079P58V1F/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1520096031&sr=8-2&keywords=exmo&dpID=31Rw3Zl7CHL&preST=_SX342_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

Perhaps?

...pulling a wheeled chariot, driven by a White soldier with a steel sword...

I would totally buy that shirt and wear it with pride. I still wear my old isohunt and mininova bit-torrent t-shirts.

Without revelation, organized religion would be a hodge-podge of fantasies, turned inside-out, baked for three decades, revised, re-translated, then returned to sender, ny multiple drones...and completely unrecognizable.

https://archive.org/stream/christafarianism2005/messian_dread_-_christafarianism_2005_djvu.txt

And Closing Hymns would sound like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqW72w77luQ

Copy-rights. I'm sure the church has enough of these to prevent such things from happening. You don't want the church to sue you, do you? (I'm sure they have a lot more money and lawyers with which to do this, than do you.)

How about a logo:

Spiritual Crocodile.

With a badass image of an uber hip Croc holding a beer, living large with da ladeez...

You could have a teeny image of the loser Englishman and his spectacles in the background?


Only ex-Mo’s would get it.



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My favorite biker shirt reads (on the back side):
"If you can read this, your mom fell off"

Heres the reality of motorcycles. Everyone wreaks sooner or later. For me it was locking up the rear wheel and making the mistake of releasing the brake. The bike straightened up and threw me off. The next thing I know I'm tumbling on the ground. I finally come to a stop and my heart is pounding and I'm full of adrenaline. Luckily I didn't his anything. I go to get up and I can tell I broke something. Broken collarbone. A few bruises. My leathers were torn up bad but they protected me. My advice. Wear the safety gear because if you ride enough you eventually are going to have an accident.

Hate to break it to you but ExMo Conferences are a thing of the past. We all realized we were mimicing the MORmONs by having annual Conferences.

One of the things I do is design T-Shirts. I have a merch account with amazon. I upload the design and they print it, I designed this one for x mormons a while ago, so far no sales:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07975NKNM

If someone has an idea or design I can upload it on amazon (no charge), The fees come when there are sales...and I only make money when the shirt sells.

Or I can design one, but I use clipart and fonts, I am not a graphic guru. My main business involves graphic design but I have a graphic artist that does the heavy stuff. The T-shirt thing is just a side personal little business.

little gifts on the porch like a
> candy bar or a fruit cake. The problem with this
> was...

Cheryl, from the bottom of my heart, I cannot make sense of your post. It has nothing whatsoever to do with Harley Davidsons, t-shirts or Utah drivers.

Um, fruitcakes?

A picture of the SLC temple, inscribed with the words (in place of holiness to the lord) "the sunken place."

Below that, on a ribbon maybe, the words "get out."